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Gef the Toking Mongoose

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strange highness
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I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat. And a six-four Impala Magic Genie: I said three
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this stuff absolutely kicked my ass last night it's been a while since I was like fucked up ass stoned I gotta try making some actual edibles with it and get a good dose figured out
I dunno
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In my mind, the girl with the itsy bitsy, teeny weenie, yellow polka dot bikini and the one eyed one horn flying purple people eater are part of the same extended universe.
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this is the most low budget only on amazon prime ass concept for a horror movie I've ever heard
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I think Trump picked Vance cause he looks like a good cuddler
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I came up with mine driving listening to a podcast episode where they were talking about Gef and his little human hands and picturing him hitting a bowl cracked me up and it's worked out surprisingly well for me
i still think it’s funny how little thought i put into the name “lena wife”
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The only way Biden wins is if he picks him to be VP
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riding a giant blunt dropped from a plane call that Dr Strainslove
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frame from a non-musical movie with a great soundtrack
frame from a non-musical movie with a great soundtrack
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The lucha tag match was a highlight of the show for me too
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No thoughts just the cat who moved into a capybara enclosure and became friends with all the capybara
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Why do I always convince myself I’m going to find something to eat? There’s nothing out there
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i was at the gas station and one of the drunkest people i've ever seen in public asked me if i've ever tried sour patch kids. i said yeah they're good
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i think all the apps just suck now. each in their own way. and we just have to live with that.
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I think if a juggalo is put on trial the jury should be all other juggalos as they are his only true peers
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I would hate to get mauled by a bear without getting the incomparable pleasure of poking it first
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TWISTER is such a great movie. The good storm chasers have sensors that are balls, which are round and wholesome, and the bad storm chasers have sensors that are cubes, the most evil shape.
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Omg I found your yearbook
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Going into Spencer's Gifts and just playing with these for fucking ever
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how i'm tryin to be
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A picture is worth 20 emojis
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website idea: place where people make funny posts or just post their “random” thoughts
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Me trying to fix Bluesky outage earlier.
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Jazz up your posts by using words.
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It's weird the way stuff metabolizes for me, like edibles I usually feel about like 45 minutes or so but if I take RSO it's usually more like an hour and a half to two