Some years ago I bowled a lot. My dad gave me my grandpa’s ball. It’s pretty cool in an ironic way (no it’s not it fucking sucks) that my whole life this ball sat in our attic and it was a relic from when I was too little to remember, when my parents used to bowl in a league. Now it’s in my attic.
Spotify has its priorities all fucked for recommendations. I do not want MORE podcasts. I have enough of them. Maybe 10, and sometimes I forget what they're called. No. I want music recommendations. But stop showing me the same shit I always listen to.
Remember that song “oh you’re the red, white, and blue / oh the funny things you do / America, America, this is youuuu”
I don’t know why we don’t hear that on the fourt of july, the day when we all love those colors
Reeling from an underwhelming debate performance, the Biden campaign has revealed their strongest rebuttal yet to doubts over the president's fitness: Red Biden. The skin and eyes of the 81-year-old commander-in-chief are now red. If elected, he would be the ruddiest president in American history.
If someone shares a bsky link in Discord for example, and I click that link on my phone, is there a way to have that link open my bsky app? Or is that feature not implemented yet?
my younger self was so naive and idealistic. that person never thought they'd grow up to spend so much time wishing so many people would keel over dead at once
Just tried to type the name “Kimberly” but my fingers were on the wrong keys and typed “Junberky” and I think that is a beautiful new girl name that people should use
what good are dissenting opinions on the Supreme Court? OOOOH Justice Lady wrote some sick burns in her diary and dragged the other Justices, SLAY QUEEN!
Meanwhile the rest of the Justices say it's okay for your doctor to shoot you with a gun and then charge you for the treatment afterward.
we live in an age in which we have near limitless storage for data. unfortunately at this time we must erase all works of culture to make room for the infinite sea of machine slop
