Georgia is a Verb: The other place is now selling me a $39 bottle of cologne meant to emulate another bottle that costs $500. Question: who tf is still wearing cologne in the year of our lord 2024?

The other place is now selling me a $39 bottle of cologne meant to emulate another bottle that costs $500. Question: who tf is still wearing cologne in the year of our lord 2024?

I throw on a solid splash of Drakkar Noir or maybe some Polo before I board long flights.

Man, young guys showing up to the office wearing that stuff on the trading floor would be told in no uncertain terms to stop that post haste.

Anyone showing up wearing that should be told to stop

HERE IS YOUR BETTER SOLUTION

Does that say Creed? That smells like carney flop sweat

I have never heard of it or to my knowledge smelled it

That’s evil! Some of us at sensitive to strong smells.

My 18 yo son

Our kid had some friends over recently, and the house smelled like cologne for three days

The wife calls it 'drayker nor' for maximum annoyance factors

18 year olds are idiots.

Axe sure has gotten expensive.

The Russians that live up here are notorious for this. Had one that worked on a project in the house in ‘ The summer of ‘23 and left a tape measure. Fucking thing STILL smells like cologne.

What was he measuring?

Countertop

Ew. No one I’d want to be around.

I can’t even stand washing clothes in perfumed detergent anymore.

TSA should stop people who wear axe or cologne. Really just have clean clothes and take a shower with actual soap. Wear deodorant if you need.

The problem with fragrance is that too few people know what actually smells good *on them*. Everyone's skin chemistry is different and you have to experiment and see what works best. The *right* scent on anyone is *chefs kiss*

WOMAN in the elevator at my office: Wow, you smell really good. ME in my 30s: Um, thanks! HER: What kind of cologne is that? ME: Uh, Gold Bond powder and Old Spice deodorant? I think? HER: …

I feel a lot of pressure to look fancy for my job sometimes. I have never once thought of buying cologne ever since maybe my freshman year of college.

My then-gf gave me a bottle of cologne in ~2004. I still haven't finished it.

🙋🏼‍♂️ (Only when I go out, I am attending a wedding or funeral, or I am flying somewhere, the only three instances I’ve ever worn it in my life.)

Please don’t wear it on a plane. Some of us get migraines in the presence of strong smells.

Incel commandos.

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Sure, I have a couple from my wife and then a couple things that have come from a GQ box (one's a little roll on that lives in my travel toiletry kit).

One spritz, aint trying to let everyone know I'm wearing it

Here I thought it was just me putting on deodorant and nothing else.

I have one I like, but never remember to use it.

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