perfect princess

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your fit is trash and we have decided our punishment is social death

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@oldkels.bsky.social told me to post this drawing I did of a kirby bong, so I am

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asking a visibly agitated person what the fuck their problem is

Weezer nightcore

I taught my bestie what hitler particles are and now she wont stop calling everything i do fascist

Not to brag but my urine stream is a perfect laminar flow

Life to me is all about being content and full of wonder and happyness

You can cuddle with me if you promise not to do weird moans this time

You guys need serious help i fear

I love eating an apple while i sit on a bench and look out over a meadow or sometimes a stream

Imagine trying to explain to your parents your into ddlg. Like "no mom you dont get it it turns me on when grown women act like toddlers" lmfao

Why do old dudes mutter like that

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this is exactly what it feels like to fall asleep on tramadol

Explaining wojacks to a baddie do you guys think this will work

There are two sides to every story. The correct side and the annoying stupid side that should stfu

Naw dawg. Kill the rich with hammers

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The Secret IRS Files: Trove of Never-Before-Seen Records Reveal How the Wealthiest Avoid Income Taxwww.propublica.org ProPublica has obtained a vast cache of IRS information showing how billionaires like Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Warren Buffett pay little in income tax compared to their massive wealth — sometimes, ev...

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Having over a billion dollars should be a crime punishable by death

Is there something wrong with my face bro

I wish i knew connor oberst irl so i could tell him hes full of shit and annoying

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sometimes all you need is a big hug (blue raspberry flavored)

Why am i getting travel ads got japan. Do the algorithms know something i dont

Blue raspberry starburst like if you agree

Loving me is the most rewarding thing a person could do

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slut for vibes

My head hurts and i need you to drill a hole in it

There need to be more pokemon that look like vaginas

A comically oversized butcher knife is probably a more effective weapon than a gun or a baseball bat tbh

If bluesky is a dating app then how come nobody is buying a plane ticket to see me right now

Does anyone wanna go on a date with me where we maybe kiss