GOLIKEHELLMACHINE: don’t you fuckin’ lawyer me, buddy, i’m a drummer, we have brain damage

don’t you fuckin’ lawyer me, buddy, i’m a drummer, we have brain damage

Excuse me I know this is off-topic but I need to complain about "We Didn't Start The Fire." The song is an anthem for Boomers, disclaiming any responsibility for the state of the world then or going forward. Anyone from a later generation covering it is just doing a self-own.

Is being a drummer really being a musician? All you do is count.

I think drummers are musicians as much as bass players. Unless they worship Neil Peart. Those drummers are cancelled.

you will not get any argument from me on this one

He was very good but nobody was fucking to that.

🤔 God damn, Ringo Starr must have some NUMBERS on this metric, though.

no one is ever beating the funk brothers in this category, they will reign eternal

That seems like cheating but also Marvin Gaye was a drummer? Why am I just learning this now? Gotta be #1 across all categories. Gotta be.

Had sex to YYZ once but sprained my wrist.

"Morse code but sexy" - statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged.

Should be engraved on a sign in the Tim Hortons bathroom at Toronto Pearson Airport.

Cbat, on the other hand...

The drum beat in that is very normal. That whole incident is very “white people dance to the lyrics”.

Sorry, reference here: www.insider.com/cbat-reddit-sex-song-hudson-mohawke-viral-meme-2022-9

An anonymous Reddit user claimed an obscure decade-old song caused his break-up, turning it into a v...www.insider.com "Cbat," an electronic song Scottish DJ Hudson Mohawke, has become a viral meme after an anonymous Redditor told a story of how it caused his break-up.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? 4 1 to change it & 3 to argue about how Neil Peart would have done it SO MUCH BETTER

Generous

my absolute favorite part of Freaks & Geeks is Jason Segel's failson character showing off his massive hodgepodge drum kit to Linda Cardellini talmbout "soon i'll have as many pieces as Neil Peart!" 😃

getting his ass beat to a rhythm

"You could at least kick me in 4/4, doing it in 7/8 is just mean, man."

you want to request "four on the floor"

Q: What’s the best thing about drummers? A: We like to hang out with musicians.

How can you tell a stage is level? The drool comes equally out of both corners of the drummer's mouth.

but good timing tho

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