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Serious conundrum: What do you get the man who has everything?
Nickel bracelets and iron bars.
I would get him a “Pink Slip.”
A one way ticket to Russia?
I wish he was a lot older if you get my drift.
Another at-risk youth to use as a tax deduction?
For Clearance Thomas? A middle finger!
At this end stage of his life, why aren't he and Ol' Ginny out driving the grifted RV around the country and spending the night at various Wal-Mart parking lots, enjoying regular folks?
Throw him an impeachment party.
His behavior would suggest that everything is not enough. His inbox will never get full.
All of the gifts I’m thinking of would violate the terms of service to describe
A boat, maybe? You can tow a boat behind your deluxe RV.
he never took up John Oliver's offer of that really nice motor coach. maybe he needs a new one. that one only ran ~ 2 million and change I think
His billionaire buddy will give him a BJ today.
Seeing as he already has mythical and unenforceable financial declaration laws, maybe another free RV?
Thomas’ birthday wishlist:
Just double whatever you gave me last year.
One way ticket to the moon
