Can we do that with all the shit companies or just oil companies? Because "Heatwave Johnson & Johnson" & "Heatwave Nestlé" have a nice ring to it & they definitely played their part.
tbh I wouldn't put it past Nestlé to just make a candy bar with capsaicin in it and call it the Heatwave to blow up the SEO and let them ride in the noise floor.
Imagine the press conference.
'We are now going to name extreme weather events caused by climate change after the companies mainly responsible for causing climate change... And it seems we have run out of companies to name them after because there are so many extreme weather events.'
I immediately imagined a bidding war for naming rights for extreme weather as an extension of marketing and wondered where the money spent would go
Here comes hurricane Exxon sponsored by Exxon-Mobil
Here at Exxon, we take the greatest precautions for the protection of our fragile ecology. Here’s the Exxon Valdez at port. Here’s our plucky captain after a couple of cocktails.
It really isn't. The amount of money they spend on "social license", lobbying, legal action and avoiding transitioning into an energy company is genuinely hurting their bottom line.
Also banks who make it a point to keep investing in their projects. We should see both Hurricane Chevron 2024 and Hurricane Citigroup 2024. And aid workers can wear gear with their logos on it so everybody knows what's up. Because they're also paying aid in this scenario. Immediately.