oh yeah I forgot to tell you all (because you care, I know) that I finally saw a Cybertruck in the wild. This particular specimen had been wrapped in a matte black covering, which no doubt hid the janky mismatched panels, but made it look like a primer-coated junker car from 1973
The part of my brain that works normally: uh oh, haven't eaten in a while, starting to get hungry
The part of my brain that is the loudest: what if you drank three more cups of coffee
So I just saw a Cybertruck near Middletown, OH and I don't know what looked more out of place here- the truck or JD Vance's personal claim of childhood poverty 🤔
reporter: "how do you feel after what happened?"
dude wearing an american flag shirt that says kill all wokes: "i just can't believe how divided we are these days"
reporter: "you heard it here, folks. and if you liked that nice man's shirt, please visit our online shop-
just did the L on the forehead "loser" to a cybertruck driver, felt good. it's better than flipping them off. i don't want to enrage them, just make them feel a little loserly
Finally saw a cybertruck in person and I truly don’t understand how this thing is legal to drive. It’s pouring and it has almost no lights on it. The tiniest little strip of red, which helps NO ONE see you in the mist and fog.
When your 9 year old is trying to explain what shoes she wants for school this year and says “you know the one that all the mean girls at church wear.”
