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Just a guy living the absurdist lifestyle.
Author of Wireless, a political thriller that challenges your faith - in everything.
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · 15 hr
Incredibly clever
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this bird has flu
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 18 hr
The Republican National Convention or, Plastic Surgery Disasters
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · 15 hr
Both of these are brilliant
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*too-strong hot-pepper breathing / grimaces / ecstasy*
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xlefr / x as in xmas @kristleifur.bsky.social · 15 hr
The political fortress of letting them think that while you quietly study their small politics, meditating on the checkers board that sits there in the world.
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · 15 hr
Geoffrey Saucer was a great English waiter. that is all. as you were. have a great day!
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · 16 hr
Happy caturday to you too! Here's Luna.
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · 17 hr
love the opening where the foot goes in. so inviting. I but these are plush inside, gutsy even.
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · 17 hr
that feeling you get when you realize you've been playing checkers your whole life while everyone else has been playing politics.
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · 17 hr
morning Barb ☕
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Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 17 hr
using clown as an insult is anti clown.
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · 17 hr
that feeling you get when you realize that "you do you" & "I wear my heart on my sleeve" are really foolish life mottos.
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · 17 hr
that feeling you get when you've been played for years & you realize that as you're realizing it everyone else is standing around watching with looks of relief on their face.
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · 17 hr
wow. this is great. thanks for bringing it to our attention Martin.
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · a day
Well. Well. Well. I might make this The long & The short Of It. Tldr indeed Indeed
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · a day
I just couldn't believe that I saw Alf
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · a day
Part of your charm
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · a day
Hoe, hoe, hoe
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · a day
Tell me something I don't know
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · a day
So are you.
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · a day
I am not a pheasant. I, madam, am a falcon.
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · a day
I love Blue Heron Farm If you aren't following, you are missing out.
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Die mad, mediocre white kids www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...
Judge throws out rightwing affirmative action lawsuit against Texas universitywww.theguardian.com Ruling in favor of University of Texas at Austin is setback for movement that ended race-conscious admissions
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · a day
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social Full disclosure I'm not following.
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · a day
Me too
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · a day
Holy fuck
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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social · a day
& a coder to turn it into a video game