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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1 mo

DRR… DRR… DRR…

Dunno what this could mean here on bluesky dot com

I have some bad news for you about bluesky.com

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It really is happening again, huh

Posting this whenever someone gets bottom surgery, thanks.

good hole!

Well, the old hole was getting kind of full of poop.

Hey, there's people in the old hole happily paying a monthly fee for that poop.

never invited to the new hole…

always the bridesmaid...

Never the hole!

Oh no it’s all of us here Ahh. Hole.

I wish we had a new hole rn <\2

Not pictured: all the poop in the old hole.

Holes to fill the hole.

This hole is a good hole

and when u like this hole ppl can see it

Is this about bluesky

Someone bought the old hole and dumped 400 tons of elephant dung into it, and airdrops his own shits into it every morning, though. The new hole is objectively better.

Nothing beats that New Hole feeling

oh hey this is the one i misquoted for my bsky bio lmao

ATP, I’m blocking all who screencap a Twitter thread

👏

The old hole had become filled with piss.

A rich man ruined old hole

Rhettorical question, but why does this feel so topical? 🤔

Uh oh what happened now

Seems like satire but this looks like a good time. 10/10 would share a hole with y'all

😳

ma'am.

😊💞

Wait there's another hole?

immediately thinking of a todd rundgren song/lyric to this and then interpreting it as a profound political statement which was definitely not intended LOL

haus how does it feel to know you’re more popular than the official nintendo of america on here

*me pounding table* hole, hole, hole

I'm lagging

😆

congrats on the bottom surgery to whomever this is about

Children of the Corn (2020)

Idk WHAT you could mean by this

This is my hole, etc etc

"Veteran reporter Pat Hat has just fallen into the hole..." ".. Hat has just jumped into the hole..."

hole fans

Is this about bluesky?

no its about a hole cant you read

Yeah right 😌

just realized i was perceiving your profile picture wrong this whole time. thought it was someone with stern shading on their face looking up to the right. i can barely even see it anymore now that i know the truth

So it wasn’t just me! I noticed my perception was wrong like, last month. But I still can’t see the real thing without focusing on it