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the crocodile's tone has changed, he's all about unity now, frog, get on board
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this is by far the craziest longshot candidate replacement idea I’ve heard, but if the technology’s there I’ll hear them out
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The media seems super happy to grade Biden on the whole "Does he make any mental flubs while speaking extemporaneously?" thing but I would like to see a head to head where Biden and Trump both had to just. Like. Read a page of prose out loud and have it make sense
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NATO announced a new contract among its member countries agreeing that they would begin producing $700 million worth of Stinger missiles, a surface-to-air defense system. What do you think? www.theonion.com/nato-signs-c...
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I'm a great believer that helping mentally ill people would make society a better place, both in general terms but also, specifically, if John Hinckley had been helped with marksmanship lessons
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Where I'm at on the Gaiman thing is that if this was a comic creator I didn't like I wouldn't be waiting to see if a better news source reported it If this was Elon Musk I wouldn't be questioning if the news source was biased against his politics before believing it In conclusion, fuck Neil Gaiman
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NYT: Donald Trump has dropped dead on his golf course. Here's why that deals a blow to Joe Biden's re-election hopes
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One of the best pieces of evidence we're living in a simulation is that when they were coding Rio De Janeiro the big statue glitched into a t-pose and now they have to just act like that was on purpose
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I don’t know writer/journalist Annabel Ross personally, but what she had to say about the Gaiman situation covers a fair bit of what I think so far… now I’ll go back to trying to find an emoji that conveys “goddammit I’m so fucking furious & sad & exhausted” open.substack.com/pub/politics...
Manufacturing consentopen.substack.com Untangling the Neil Gaiman sexual assault allegations, and the Tortoise Media investigation that is both flawed and important
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I made this comic TEN YEARS AGO THIS VERY NIGHT
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Have we thought about painting a realistic vagina on a wall so when Donald Trump attempts to rape it he inflicts massive blunt force trauma on his genitals and bleeds out
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Tank Girl! 12x18" in mixed media. She turned out so cooool!
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Publisher: Strangers On A Train is a triumph! Can you write us more taut, suspenseful, thrillers? Patricia Highsmith: No, I will write the gayest book anybody has ever written and it will be a fucking masterpiece
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So if Biden believes it is in the best interests of America that he has Trump murdered that's an official act and he's immune from prosecution, right
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What is your favourite movie, black-and-white-wise?
What is your favorite black and white movie?
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❌ For sale, baby shoes, never worn ✅ Dead baby
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I don't care that I'm the uncool one here. The first time I saw Martin Mull in anything was when he played Principal Kraft in Sabrina The Teenage Witch, and despite having seen him in many other things since then that's still where my mind goes. He was fucking great in that show.
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🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug comic! - ONE DAY IN A LOUISIANA CLASSROOM When children are commanded ten times - Brought to you by the Proud & Mighty Inner Hive, including long-time member Patrick.L and new member Mark Van Wassenhove - READ IT RIGHTCHERE👇
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You: Political news is terrible, everything is awful Me, a time traveler from August 15th: you dumb bastards, just wait a little while
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Thoroughly enjoying one of my favourites, Mr David Tennant, being extremely relaxed about saying things which are true.
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None of you seem to understand that if JK Rowling can just get enough people to stop being trans then her adult daughter will move back from Brazil and will let her see her grandkid again
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Happy birthday to Pete Milligan, who wrote Hewligan's Haircut - the first comic to break my little teenage brain - Shade The Changing Man, one of my favourite comics, and other gems like X-Statix, Tribal Memories, a memorable run on Hellblazer, and Bad Company
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When I die, I want my remains to be scattered at COSTCO. Also, I don't want to be cremated
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This too shall pass. don’t worry. eventually some other Bullshit will come & take its place. it’s never Fucking Ending
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Oh you like comics? Name your favourite Raina Telgemeier book. Yeah, that's what I thought. Keep walking, you fake-ass comic book geek