Helen Kennedy: I hope Stormy never has to buy her own drink. I doubt she ever has, but she never should.

I hope Stormy never has to buy her own drink. I doubt she ever has, but she never should.

On a slightly different topic... you are one of my internet heroes. Keep up your good work!

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I'm going to pay Michael Cohen to pay some other guy to buy Stormy a drink.

If I were her I would never take a drink handed to me or leave one unattended... but I'm sure she's figured that one out.

She's not a hero, if she hadn't taken the hush money Trump likely would have lost in 2016.

She's living the perfect life. With her likeness licensed to a premium sexdoll manufacturer she has ensured that Trump is the last bastard she'll ever have to personally fuck purely for commerce.

To be honest, I don't think she'll get much out of this. When was the last time someone pivoted being a star witness in a sensational trial into something?

the irony is that she was a republican

Oh it’s nonpartisan to do your duty to the nation.

She's going to be the most researched historical person by horny teens from here on out. Mom: "What are you doing in there?" "Homework!"

I guess this song won't be getting played (without the artist's permission) at a Trump rally. "Stormy" youtu.be/4XrWESC7dsA?...

Stormyyoutu.be Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group Stormy · Classics IV Best Of ℗ A Capitol Records Release; ℗ 1968 Capitol Records, LLC Released on: 1998-01-01 Producer: Bill Lowery Associated Performer, Recording Arranger: Emory Gordy Jr. Composer Lyricist: James B. Cobb Composer Lyricist: Perry Carlton Buie Auto-generated by YouTube.

Saw her do standup in Tacoma, got a photo with her afterwards. She was very nice.

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