Jason O. Gilbert

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Me when I turned 31

President Biden told Democratic governors that he plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m. so he can get more sleep, sources say.

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m. | CNN Politicscnn.it President Joe Biden told Democratic governors during a meeting at the White House on Wednesday that part of his plan going forward is to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m. so that he could get more s...

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JFK: Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country. RFK: Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. RFK Jr.:

Guy who owns a pinball company: The Democrats should choose their next candidate in a televised pinball tournament

In awe of this tweet, which truly captures everything bad about mainstream journalism in 2024

Apparently the only thing a President is not allowed to kill is student loans

MUST WATCH: Sonia Sotomayor reads powerful dissent before President Trump shoots her into space, never to return

Thank you SCOTUS!

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The GOP SCOTUS ruling on Presidential immunity, summed up.

Gotta agree with the Times on this one

Gene Parmesan 😥

oh, DAMN. Not Martin Mull.

Laughed out loud reading this

This is, by far, the most cohesive thing you can read to understand the Hawk Tuah phenomenon within the fratbro internet culture maxread.substack.com/p/hawk-tuah-...

Hawk Tuah and the Zynternetmaxread.substack.com Plus, for some reason, some thoughts about the debate

Got a glimpse of how glorious it could be to be Not Online when a Cybertruck drove by and my wife asked "What is that?"

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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.

"Donald Trump did not promise to accept the next election -- but he did so incredibly loudly, which is a good thing, by the way "

Biden did terrible. But I don't know how you can write this sentence and feel like you're doing a good job

Sorry but anytime I see Andy Ogles I am obligated to remind everyone that he probably stole money from his dead son’s GoFundMe

normal political party

GOP Rep. Andy Ogles Seems to Have Kept $25,000 From a GoFundMe for a Child Burial Gardennewrepublic.com The freshman Republican raised the money using a photo of his stillborn child.

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Actually I’m pretty sure it’s the same reward as last time

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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

Congratulations to the Washington Post's new editor: Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street. "There is no American who can do this job," Jeff Bezos said

"The House district is no stranger to scandal. Former statehouse Speaker Lee Chatfield...had his own guns-and-strippers controversy."

GOP Michigan rep and gun-rights supporter Neil Friske accused of...nypost.com His arrest “stems from allegations that he sexually assaulted an exotic dancer and then chased her with a firearm, a source familiar with the allegations” told news service Gongwer Michigan.

Okay thanks for letting me know

Media stop calling this insane bigot a “firebrand” challenge

MAGA firebrand Marjorie Taylor Greene appears to have recently skipped reporting any income from the book she published late last year, stepping into an ethical gray zone.

Is MTG's Book Such a Flop She Hasn't Made a Dime From It?www.thedailybeast.com The rules about what lawmakers have to share about their contracts—like the one MTG has with Don Jr.’s publishing company—are murky.

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listen all y'all, it's a

Do you know how tanked you have to be to get arrested for DUI in *the Hamptons*

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There were people doing donuts in an old pick-up truck in the library parking lot on Saturday. My colleague asked them to move & they started doing it in the street at which point she called the cops who came & left without doing anything. Later he came in to say we ruined their gender reveal party

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Incredible. How do they do it?

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2.5 mg edible: Animal collective is sounding 🔥 right now 10 mg: I Thing I Might Be Polish