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these Tory election leaflets are becoming increasingly desperate I feel
speaking of leaflets, here in Holborn & St Pancras we are at 3 Labour leaflets, one Lib Dem, one Reform (literally hurled out of my house within seconds), one for Andrew Feinstein, whose campaign has sent the only canvasser so far, and one for another indy candidate. Nothing from the Tories at all.
So this makes the Tories what? I guess Boris is a good fit for Slaanesh with a side of Nurgle.
Boris definitely Slaaneshi. Rishi gets Nurgle for Eat Out To Help Out. Liz Truss I can definitely see as a Khornate. Cheese for the Cheese Throne!
I mean partying during a plague has big Nurgle energy.
Pork for the Pork Markets!
Surely there's Tzeentch in Boris too. Changer of Op-Eds, using arcane words to baffle and overawe his followers.
it's a tough one because generally I associate Tzeentch with smart people
Tzeentch is also full of schemes that end up foiling themselves and other schemes, smart that ends up dumb so I’d say spoilt for choice 😅
Boris is absolutely the Horn(y)ed Rat.
Fucks around, blows a lot of stuff up with arcane bullshit, and then scurries away before finding out.
Oh come on, Boris is clearly an Ork.
Boris is a posh Drukhari who wants you to believe he's an Ork
I see what you're saying, I do, but I still think he's an Ork, he's multiplied way too much to be Drukhari.
If this was on Twitter it'd be going straight into my thread of "Anti-Labour propaganda from the right that Labour should absolutely make policy".
feel free to gank it if you wish!
keir ii, god-emperor of britain
during the thousands of years of his terrible reign he turned this damp and sodden island into a desert paradise and himself into a gigantic earthworm, keeping only a tiny part of it in its original rainswept state
the people call this reservation yorkshire
he rules over the land through his all-biological female army, the Genital Inspectors
his only mate is a jeremy corbyn ghola, provided to him by the socialist international
Peter. What did we say about early morning palinka?
it strengthens the body and mind?
That shit for Laci Bácsi will make you go blind!
God-emperor, the ultimate supermajority.
A thousand llamas every day
I had one yesterday "from myself" 20 years into the future warning myself not to vote Labour. It's taking the piss now lmao
I saw someone post about this unhinged letter on the bus and this was indeed what lead me to post this!
Is this coming to Apple TV+? Would definitely watch.
I guess that makes Riboute Suniman our only hope before the clock strikes midnight
Rishi definitely plays Ultramarines
I think he would play Grey Knights in 5th and probably move onto Custodes and Imperial Knights for the cheese factor
and yet still a better PM than Boris
This isn't bad fanfiction? Ohhhhh wow.
in the interests of clarity, I made it up
You did a good job. Hats off.
So wait ..vote Labour and we get a cure for death which makes everyone immortal? Sign me up!
oh it's just a cure for death for this one guy
Having an immortal PM would have its advantages...
They make Starmer sound so cool when he's just David Cameron but in red this time.
Have you ever seen Cameron and Starmer in the same room lol
I figured a God Emperor would be more of a Tory thing.
Chaos with Ed Miliband, etc
Deranged, bad AI or a combination of both?
me making it up, so the latter
Actual Intelligence, much better.
