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What are four films you don't just dislike, you despise. 🎥 #Filmsky
What are four films you don't just dislike, you despise. 🎥 #Filmsky
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Me: every film has at least one redeeming factor Also me: smashing follow button because NOT SUCKER PUNCH THO
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Me going in to see Sucker Punch: "I'm not much of a Synder fan but this looks like it will be pretty cool." Me coming out of seeing Sucker Punch: "Fuck everything about everything and all those little things I kinda liked about those other films, I now hate reflexively. What the fuck"
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It made me viscerally angry. I have never been angry at a film before. A writer, a director, an actor, sure. But an entire film?! I *hated* The. Whole. Thing. It got worse every scene. Like, it was personal. Even Carla Gugino could not save that piece of absolute trash I want my 2 hours back
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The only films that have ever made me more just-plain upset after spending my time watching them were "Virus" (which is just a waste) and "Hollow Man", which was so bad it put my spouse and I both into a zone where we fought about *nothing*.
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After I moved in with my wife, we had loads of duplicate DVDs. We just gave them away to friends. We had two copies of Hollow Man. Literally oculdn't give it away. Atrocious pile of shit.
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Oh lord i forgot about Hollow Man Who knew that the only thing scientists want the power of invisibility for is to watch women shower
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Virus the goofy almost-fun Jamie Lee Curtis vehicle or Virus the harrowing Kinji Fukasaku masterpiece about an apocalyptic bioweapon outbreak
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The real sucker punch was the god damn film and you stumbling into it thinking it would be mediocre at worst. I saw this and The Host for Emily Browning, and both were rough but this was a special kind of dreck.
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I haven’t heard the term dreck in a hot minute, and that’s exactly what it was
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Sometimes something is so displeasing, it is necessary to turn back to Yiddish to express ourselves.
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Any film can have redeeming factors when your memory recall is so bad you can't remember what you've watched, let alone what they were about 😂😋
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Every rewatch is a new adventure if it's been long enough of time 🥴
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Oh my god, it's not just me?!🥹
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Watch all your favorite movies for the first time, any time, with *neurospicy brain* 🌶️🧠❣️
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Between that and brain damage, anything is possible 🫡
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Gods no, indeed, he probs wrote that script with one hand under the table
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Okay, I don't despise Dark Tower, I just despise it's association with the books. They've tried to take a *huge* story and turn it into a single film, and they've not done it too well. But compared to other King shorts that were totally butchered, it's just mediocre.
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I've seen it twice, very unlikely to watch it again. But as a standalone film, it's just kinda meh.
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No one can make me watch that movie, I wouldn't even if my feet were held to hot coals
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Sucker punch is so odd. Has those occasional flashes where synder shows he has an excellent eye for photography then it’s all squandered in a horrific wizard of oz for techbros
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I am always confused by Easton-Ellis stuff. Is he incredible at making dead inside characters in banal places that are usually so lauded for their life, to the point where he's writing a backlash? Or does he just have no sense of character, or life, or humanity? I used to think 1 now I am unsure
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I'm not really familiar with his work. Never read any, and I watched the Canyons last year, and American Psycho about 20 years ago (so I can't really remember it), and that's it I think.
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The books are good, I think. Certainly I remember American Psycho being a work of genius. The film is silly and cartoonish. So I watched the Canyons in that context of having read quite a lot of his stuff. And it fitted in. Everyone was loathesome and dead inside (and occasionally outside)
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Not seen any of these, I want to see two
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I know The Canyons is one, as we've talked about it. Which is the other?
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I think the thing that surprised me about Sucker Punch is how unbelievably ugly it is to look at. I wasn't expecting a great story based on everything I'd heard (though it was still so much worse), but everyone kept saying it was at least visually great. And it's horrific.
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Oh, and the fucking soundtrack. Appalling cover after appalling cover.
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Maybe I can double bill it with the first Suicide Squad film and have the worst night ever
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It's basically a teenage boy's rape fantasy
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Yeah that's always been my opinion based on trailers and clips, so I have been interested to see where the claims of "at least it looks good" come from
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I feel like Mandingo is cheating a little since it's objectively impossible to not utterly despise every frame of it.