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"I'm such a team player, looking out for the country that I had a could-not-possibly lose strategy that I couldn't be bothered to share until right now, when it makes me personally look the best." 🤮
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CIS is literally Russian NATO
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And nothing of value was lost?
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Some of whom reported in authoritarian regimes, mind you, and likely lost contact with sources that got disappeared. And whom still are either unable or unwilling to connect 2+2
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Just make 5c rulings non binding, too
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Most cursed poast ever
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Kyle Schwarber, the patron saint of Three True Outcomes and a poor man's Adam Dunn
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Clearly Johnny Cantlose exists, duh
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He can probably afford good legal counsel that now has their head in their hands, questioning their life decisions while muttering "clients" dejectedly
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They don't call us FIBs for nothing
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Didn't you hear? The ever given running into the side of the suez canal was all capitalism's fault. Truly. Couldn't mash the unfollow button quick enough after having a solid giggle.
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Only if he can answer why Corbyn lost in 2019 within MoE of the first polls in that election cycle. That would require him to say some things that do not improve in group cohesion so they must all be wrong
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My dad being one of those, yes.
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And Brady, too. "I'll come back if there's an emergency. Please, someone, put me in the soft glow of the camera, pleeeeeeeease".
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He's not as bad as some of the other NFL commentariat, but for a lawyer who knows exactly how the NFL sausage is made to come up with such wildly "not gonna ever happen, chief" solutions does not speak highly to why he's not still lawyering.
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