Jamison Foser: Settle down, boys — Subium • Bluesky web client

This is the moment the “men will … instead of going to therapy” meme was created for

Check out how excited VandeHei & Allen are about Dana White (who, oh by the way, slapped his wife in a nightclub)

Settle down, boys

weapons-grade volume of toxic masculinity going on in those two paragraphs

The whole thing makes clear that if either of these guys ever approaches you at a cocktail party that’s your cue to fake a phone call

Rapists aren't macho.

Can you imagine their biases beyond gender and sex? This was a reporter was much more self aware than them: bsky.app/profile/orig...

In an interview on a public radio analysis of 2016 election journalism, a reporter admitted their bias that they never use the word "racism" while covering racist Trump supporters because sometimes they looked like their heartland relatives and they could never slur a family member with that word

”Cover your drinks girls.”

They love their precious boners so much

I fucking hate the political press. Those two dweebs got their heads dunked in the toilet during high school.

You KNOW I am sensitive to bullying. BUT!

Not enough, apparently.

And they're almost palpably thirsting for Trump & co. to dunk them again! Have some self respect fellas. But no, those dingdongs think that maybe, just maybe, if they hang out by the cool guy's locker & laugh *really* loud at his jokes, then this time, it'll be different. They'll be cool kids too.

Speaking as a high school dweeb, it clearly was not enough.

"Either you believe in this particular exaggerated version of masculinity, or you're a girl."

And being a “girl” is an insult.

Which will make it all the more hilarious when they lose and have to square how they got there.

Wait till these boys find out that women will be even less likely to fuck them w/o abortion, morning after pill, and esp birth control. As usual, fascists never think things thru... Whoops!

Unfortunately, I'm not sure these particular boys prioritize consent.

Also unfortunately, great point

But Hilary was a girl? Oh hell I give up

Given how many men and how many women are in the country, as well as which gender is more likely to vote, and which is more likely to vote Dem, I am 100% behind this framing (despite the fact they clearly felt it was an insult). www.statista.com/statistics/7... cawp.rutgers.edu/facts/voters...

US population by gender 2027 | Statistawww.statista.com In terms of population size, the sex ratio in the United States favors females, although the gender gap is remaining stable.

Like con men who assume a new identity every five years, except with them it's useless publications

Macho "Chest beating" Trump

“You know what would be boss? Just get a bunch of guys together, no chicks, and get a cabin deep in the woods and like walk around with your junk hanging out, drink some beer, kill some shit, blow some shit up. Just guys being guys.”— these guys

lol that is just such a ridiculous thesis.

The chest beating is not the kind of beating I'm worried about with this election.

This is the boy's tree house gang. It's cos-play but so many betas want to be this. Truly sad when you see it.

Just straight reporting here. No bias detected.

Fellow men. Can we please stop being like this? It's fucking embarrassing!

This is just disgusting. The “news” seems to be only telling us the conventional wisdom or that thing that we already knew without added illuminating facts. Very masculine. Gamrot. Veiny.

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