#ITeachPhysics Physics teacher, starting my ECT year 1 in September, can’t spell. Permanently tired. Mother of dragons, wife of a tiger, biology is not my strongest science.
❌ It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness
✅ shit was mid
Me: Why does my phone keep changing campus to Camus?
Phone: There is no higher purpose in life.
Me: You could at least stop misspelling words.
Phone: *long drag on cigarette* There is no meaning. Duck yoor speeling.
Me: Is that a beret?
Phone: Oui.
EARLY CAT: What that?
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
One bit of sunshine and a warm breeze and I wanna stuff all the jumpers under the bed and bust out the linen. I should be too old to be seduced by the lies of the British spring.
