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It'd be hard for the person I hate the most to spend $100,000 from prison. This seems like an easy win.
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This might be my favorite joke.
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I reward it every time I see it 😄
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Jokes can be honest cynicism. That's the best type of dark humor.
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Took me a second, it's been a REALLY long day lol
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Abso-fucking-lutely. To me, $50k is a big win, to the person I hate most, $100k is hardly anything. I get a much greater boost to my quality of living. As a bonus, they're maybe in jail or dead 5-10 years from now.
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Exactly. I get 50K and he gets enough to pay for one day of his legal fees
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it's no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy, ‘cause every now and then, I kick the living shit out of me.
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The person I hate the most is long dead so...
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Now I'm curious who, if it's personal, don't feel inclined to answer.
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Ya know, that was my guess, to be honest. Not a bad choice 😎
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I mean… I need the 50 grand and Elon won’t notice another 100 so I guess I can live with it.
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Probably for the best that they don't pay. I'd just waste it all.
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The self loathing runs deep in this one.
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I mean, honestly im pretty sure the people I hate the most are all obscenely rich anyway, so while 50k would be completely life changing for me, 100k would be so small as to be meaningless to them. Not too bad of a deal I suppose?
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Most of my enemies are already rich, so
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So a free 50k and I stand to inherit 100k with that deal? Pretty good.
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I'm just smiling at how upset they'd be, if they knew I did something nice for them and got paid $50k for it. Lol!
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Definitely. Ronald Reagan can't spend money in hell.
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Sure. Not even sure who I hate; honestly cannot think of anyone. Netanyahu, maybe? But he is going to need money for his family to come visit him behind bars in the Hague; so there is that.
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That attitude had to pay off sometime.
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Oof. The OTHER people I hate the most are all rich. The OTHER POOR people I hate the most - one's in jail so the guards would take it all which also sucks but no one of them would get too much. The other guy just got out and he'd blow it on drugs and similar dumb shit in weeks like always.
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Huh, you know, I don't know who I hate the most. There are some people I don't personally know who I hate out of principle. But... you know, I don't spend a lot of time thinking about who I hate more or less. So I wonder how this offer would determine who I hate the most.
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The gas station owner down the street from my house tried to steal a $50.00 lotto winner from us once and my husband for 20 years refuses to go there cause just in case we win he gets a share I'm like darling if you just won that's what u think of. Yeah yeah I get it lol
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It depends - do I get to first make it clear to Justice Roberts what opinion he has to write in order to get this money?
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Honestly, will it make a difference if Trump gets 10k? He's already a billionaire.
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oh boy, 50 grand and I never have to see that asshole again, cool.
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I can get a fair portion of my plans in order with only 50k Meanwhile my enemies wouldn't even notice 100k within the portfolio of government bailouts for billions a day....and they still can't balance their books lol
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Easy, I just stop that I just kill that hate now, amen
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$100k would mean nothing to the people I hate. $50k would mean a lot to me. Sign me up.
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I needed this today. 😂 Ty.
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I don't know how much actual to-the-bone hatred I really feel, but to the extent that I do there's a good chance it would be some rich bastard who'd barely notice the difference, so I'm absolutely taking this offer.
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The problem is that I don’t hate anyone :/ Would that mean the person that mildly annoys me most gets it?! 😂
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Dont hate u self u r amazing n great brah
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I will double my money. At the end of the day, I hate myself the most.
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