Jay Willis: Hit brew on the coffee machine this morning and 3 minutes later the whole neighborhood lost power and it’s not supposed to come back until this afternoon, and I feel like I just won a million dollars

Hit brew on the coffee machine this morning and 3 minutes later the whole neighborhood lost power and it’s not supposed to come back until this afternoon, and I feel like I just won a million dollars

do you think you tipped the grid over the edge

[sips coffee heated to 10,000 degrees] there’s no way to know for sure

For some reason my microwave trips the circuit breaker like 50% of the time...but that other 50% when it doesn't feels like a gift from the electricity gods

to be clear, do you think what happened here is that you got your electricity while the getting was good, or do you think your coffee machine was your neighborhood's Lights on the Christmas Vacation House

yes

DAYUM what else does this thing do?

Neighbours a few minutes later* "I can smell brewed coffee" *While sniffing your door*

Buy a lotto ticket, bro. You could be on a streak!

Jesus: no shit, I hit unlimited fish and wine, well water, at the same time But hey it's Jesus Coincidence??? This is weird Roman Guys asking about me Coincidence??

That one helluva strong cuppa Joe you've got there.

Only if your neighbors don’t find out your coffe machina caused it?😏

something something if life was always perfect it wouldn't feel good we know joy because we know disaster

You'll also set a record for longest brew time

So you're the culprit with the power draining coffee maker.

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