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J.D.

@jddc.bsky.social

Jobless and invincible
Infodump on me I can take it
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Flirting with men is so easy, flirting with women is hard because I act very dumb around pretty girls.
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Having one of those “None of your friends actually like you” brain days and it’s a bitch
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Staying up all night, bitches! Because my dog may have eaten something he shouldn’t have and his vet said I have to observe him for several hours
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Literally why is my discover feed like 30% k pop stuff all of a sudden? Like, what did I DO?? And how can I take it back??? I promise I don't care at all about B, T, or even S
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Unemployment felt so cool when I still had savings, now it haunts my every waking moment
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A John Wick movie where he goes around assassinating people whose fireworks are upsetting the local dogs.
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How can I go on knowing I will never know the joy of resting my head on Wuk Lamat’s abs?
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Dissertation defense through combat should be a thing, have them duke it out and let fortune figure out who is and isn’t a doctor
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Manifesting Dizzy for Strive wearing a thick black turtleneck and high-waisted jeans, full-on mom fit
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Push comes to shove I can offer foreign shelter for up to two(2) cool americans, all I ask for is splitting dog walking duties and fair distribution of cooking related chores
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Am I a furry if I am overcome by envy at my wol’s appearance from time to time?
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Raora’s voice just feels good on my brain I don’t know what to tell y’all
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I need me some 20 or so foolhardy troublemakers with a nose for thrills and a thirst for adventure to help me commandeer a vessel and set sail for what may be left of our lives
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Fargo’s good why didn’t I know this
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If you see this you have to post a picture from your phone but not explain it.
If you see this you have to post a picture from your phone but not explain it.
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I feel like there were a bunch of guys who read the story and thought “What would it do for Omelas’s stock price if we shoved a bunch more kids down there?”
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One day getting good enough at this drawing thing to dress Hilda Ware like all my favorite fighting game characters/vtubers is what keeps me going when line-art makes me cry
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She’s so right fuck that place 😡
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Tonight’s dinner is a favorite of mine, a cottage cheese, balsamic vinegar, soy sauce, fresh cucumber, potato wedges and pineapple pizza
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Anybody who buys a Daria Morgendorffer funko pop did not get Daria Mongerdorffer
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I don't want to read something no-one has written. I don't want to look at something no-one has drawn. I don't want 'Happy Birthdays' no-one has wished me. And I don't want this destructive, thieving, soulless nontent sending our power and water usage into ever-more critical levels. #fuckAI
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happy investigations ace attorney fans 🎉
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I am not ready for animated Olruggio
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Cards on the table, capcom, I’ll pay extra for a chance to hunt Oltura in Wilds
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No it won't. That isn't true
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Please Lego partner up with cooler things!