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@jeffparker.bsky.social

Writer. Inciter. Creator of Blighter- check out my website it's a delighter. In between missions I cease to exist

https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com
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wait, if we're giving recs for birthday junk food, find the Tacoworks chips from San Luis Obispo, somehow, some way 🥳
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apologies to former PM Marin for grabbing a low-rez image. And Joe, fire whichever adviser keeps you running the circuit instead of doing actual work
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Biden being pushed into press corp grilling is more unforced errors, but even out of steam he's leagues more knowledgable than Trump. The flub that stuck out to me was referring to the PM of Finland as "he" when at the time that was *The Hottest National Leader on Earth*
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Tomorrow the Senate Democrats get a closed-door lunch at the White House to appease them about Biden and the election and I feel they would get a lot out of the "Enthusiasms" speech
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Hey you want this bit of your Uncle- Owen- -no? Really? Fine with me burn, idgaf
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I’ll simply go out there and push the big red hand counter-clockwise 30*
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alls I know is it's 2024 and I'm still not watching that locked-away print of THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED
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hey no more shenanigans when trying to sell your old dead car batteries, they are under NEW. MANAGEMENT.
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And if I'm remembering right he's not currently President, nor was he President during the time of the crime he was convicted of
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*You* can send a donation to whichever panicked House Rep is blowing up your inbox right now, *I'm* sending Judge Merchan the Zabar's Ultimate Gift Basket in time for July 11th
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"What’s your favorite black and white movie?" is almost as weird as asking my favorite color movie, but it's also weird that I haven't seen this classic banger appear yet
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look at this absolute horseshit from Stephens. Biden was popular then and was the presumptive nominee but his (good) son died which took all the wind out of his sails. Can people not remember things more than two years ago?
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You can't spank me in any way that matters.
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And if you can't condemn the lack of ethics, can you at least hate on the uncanny kid and these all-front-end cars (also the weird morphing bicycles)
Every “person” you see in this is a job an actor didn’t get. Every “object” you see cost prop masters work. Every “set” you see is a place no crew was paid to work. The machine that made it was trained with stolen images. Fuck this video. Fuck the ghouls who made it. And fuck Toys-R-Us forever.
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still relaxin' after that...
Me turning in another classic banger
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Sutherland in a caper or heist film, always good
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Me turning in another classic banger
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“Gunter Glieben Glauten Globen”
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Skimmed through because of Perfect Tommy and Beverly D'Angelo. Despite living through the 80s I'm always saying "why is everyone wearing giant clothes?" Anyway the best part is this lady in the comments
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thank you, person who loves modern lingo and thinks it's called a Slay Bed
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someone on Craigslist is giving away 3 enormous bags full of corks and I'm trying not to reply to the ad with "hey, do you like wine"
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this weekend The Hollywood Theatre is going to show THE BAD SEED
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picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.