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Parker

@jeffparker.bsky.social

Writer. Inciter. Creator of Blighter- check out my website it's a delighter. In between missions I cease to exist

https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com
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a banger by any other name
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Gaetz better never enter a convention I'm at unless he wants to hear a chorus of Boos
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I love Crowe's simple “Don’t like it, mate.”
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okay that was uncalled for
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what a day what a day
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think I just saw video of Noah Emmerich telling Matt Gaetz to shut up at the convention 🤔
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You know what's cool? Getting funded on Day One. We're on the way, and I'm not above bribery to get there. Early Bird Specials and limited rewards are going fast, so jump in now at TrekkerKickstarter.com
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ha, I just looked at the wiki, the Swindon Moonrakers ⚽
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you didn't need to specify shirtless, it was clear
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How many buses do people have to be thrown under?
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Rubio abased himself down to Ted Cruz levels for nothing.
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I still think Trump killed off a lot of his base
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Vance is there because Crypto Tech guys want him there, and possibly they're worried about Ohio
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extra confusing because the other Reply-er called him 'friend' and then the first person says "you're not my friend" like Ken said that
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same, I have at least as many credentials as Vance except I never wrote a book venting about my mother
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haw haw, Ken's a racist somehow
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I wouldn't really do it because that's putting time into Vance, but he strikes me as a very thin skinned guy
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this will be easy for us
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It hit me how mad he would get if people started making hillbilly jokes about him, because he'd resent it yet have to publicly embrace it because that's his kayfabe
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update: Trump's ear got infected at the RNC; JD Vance ran out to the creek to gather some moss and clay and made a poultice to put on it
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it IS the last part of The Man Who Would Be King
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I posit that in turning his head and surviving the assassination attempt, Trump used up all his Lucky Juice