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@jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com

Chimpanzee dealer
He/him | R0BERTC0P
a/v by @carl.rip

🌐 https://www.sendusyourmoney.com
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Starting the weekend off right with another classic #steakFriday
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Miki Sudo was eight hotdogs shy of beating this with her win at the woman’s competition and I think if she had 2 more minutes she could have beat his record
Patrick Bertoletti won by eating 58 hotdogs because Joey Chestnut wasn't participating
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happy “I’m just here for the BBQ & my friends” day
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Anyways, I’m lighting up glizzies
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I hate the amount of political fanfiction I’ve seen here, do better.
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h/t to @scattapilla on mastodon for the ketamine shirt idea www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6236...
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Joe Mauer used to look like he graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades
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This black spot on our back yard oak tree indicates it is taking water into the trunk and needs to be cut down before it falls on someone’s house
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his name is Henri Inennui
A French existential circus where the monotone clown mimes his own suicide while holding a singular black balloon
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cowards
Sitting in the hot car like an unloved dog to acclimate myself to climate change
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new discount at the store for a few days
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If I can’t get a Discreeto Burrito the government must be behind it. Or that really big bee.
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Tonight is 📽️ MST3K: The Final Sacrifice starring Zapp Rowsdower 🍁🇨🇦
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Wore this to Costco and nobody seemed to give a shit but the two Jehovah's Witnesses that came to my door both loved it.
Finally convinced someone to print this hat
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They're so worried about how we'd handle UFO disclosure but weekly tell us things like "everyone's already permanently poisoned, also there's Legos in your dick" and expect us to go right back to work
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