Pope of Chili Town

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They’re all bangers in my heart. He/him. 🍉

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Maybe she’s been cooking this whole time???

¡Bienvenido al Ammo Bandito!

“The automated ammunition dispenser uses artificial intelligence technology to verify a buyer’s identification and age through card scanning and facial recognition software.” 💀

Vending machines selling bullets at grocery storeswww.cleveland.com American Rounds offers vending machines, powered by artificial intelligence, that are selling ammo for guns at grocery stores in Alabama and Oklahoma.

This must have been so hot for her

Former Tory prime minister Liz Truss loses her seat to Labourwww.theguardian.com Voters in South West Norfolk deliver one of biggest blows to Conservatives on disastrous night for the party

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The mood among the worst people in this country is jubilant and libidinal. Rancid vibes!

My rich right-wing neighbors are extra feral with their expensive backyard fireworks displays this year. They seem optimistic about the future which is bad for the rest of us.

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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

I know what I’m wearing to my Fourth of Shit party

Whyyyyyy am I seven years old?? I'm literally crying right now.

How to explain fireworks to your dog

If you don’t see them, you hear them. On any July Fourth or New Year’s Eve, it’s common to experience the loud pop of a firework or see it colorfully explode into the sky and hang there briefly.

The explosive history of fireworks, from ancient China to Revolutionary Americawww.npr.org Pyrotechnic amusements from sparklers to Roman candles have long been a staple of celebrations in the U.S. and beyond, helping to mark national holidays, sporting events and more.

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RIP Ben Franklin you would have loved poppers

Their accusations are always confessions

During an Israeli raid on a Palestinian refugee camp, residents said several people were executed or used as human shields. This article is based on over a dozen interviews, and photos and videos provided by eyewitnesses and reviewed by Post reporters. Read more: wapo.st/3WrBV9f

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RIP Ben Franklin you would have loved poppers

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4th of shit, etcetera

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Me on the 4th

Ever carefully open up dozens of these and wrap the contents in a piece of toilet paper to make a giant bang snap, only to be disappointed when it’s only a tiny bit more impressive than the normal sized ones?

Leaving out a plate of poppers and a glass of gunpowder for the ghost of George Washington as is independence eve tradition

“My favorite meat is hot dog”

Huh?!

Where was he on January 6?

Roger Klotz, the later years

Might have picked up a new special interest on my lunch break.

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*poking her with a stick*

Love wins

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Enrichments for my enclosure 👀 Enrichments for my enclosure queen?? Enrichments for my enclosure 👀

wet the bodies hit the fwoow

Can you watch him while I go smoke?

I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE THAN I WANT THIS DEER HEAD SOMEONE POSTED IN THE BAD TAXIDERMY FB ACCOUNT

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Is this good?

Enrichments for my enclosure 👀 Enrichments for my enclosure queen?? Enrichments for my enclosure 👀

We can have a little nihilism, as a treat.

it’s ok to be nihilistic for one day!!!!

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nice mental illness bro did your mom make it for you

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I know it’s pointless to call these people out on their hypocrisy, and that the hypocrisy is, in fact, the point for them. And I know they take great pleasure in watching people get worked up over their hypocrisy when they literally could not care less. But god damn it STILL galls me.

Do it, Joe