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ghost of a robot cake
he's/himselfs
sometimes literal coyote
resplendent with sesquipedalian happenstance
connoisseur of context
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"How eager they are to be slaves." - Emperor Tiberius about the Roman Senate (supposedly) “History doesn't repeat itself but it often rhymes.” - Mark Twain (supposedly)
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I’m having a shed roof party, you’re invited
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Wait. Where am I?
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pretty sure that gas station is around here somewhere
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my brain doesn't seem to want to shift out of neutral today
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the app says there's a gas station a couple miles down the road, I should be back in an hour or so with a milk jug full of gasoline in my mouth
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This was the last decade for this, really. It sort of limped along with, I don’t know, people like Pauly Shore? into the early 90s but dried up pretty quickly. It’s too bad! It was fun.
the 80s had a high density of celebrities whose authenticity was hard to figure out, as a kid. like, was Mr. T a real guy? he was like that in shows/movies but also in interviews? or pee wee, elvira, max headroom, various wrestlers. even alf was on celebrity squares. it was a confusing time.
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the best opening/closing shot pair?
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I’m back home, here are my reviews: Niagara Falls 🌟🌟🌟🌟/🌟🌟🌟🌟 Seeing a woodchuck 🌟🌟🌟/🌟🌟🌟🌟 Spending the night in the Orlando airport ½/🌟🌟🌟🌟
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my body is but the lees of my better being
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while i appreciate a good weed number i think 710 might be a stretch. we have to be careful with how many numbers we give to weed
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I don’t hear you saying “big stretch!”
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Half the restaurants in the Nashville airport are hot chicken restaurants this is not a complaint
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Hey bae. You gonna finish that Slim Jim?
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Stuck overnight in the Orlando airport with three kids AMA
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TFW you notice someone admiring your attractive profile
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Today I saw a woodchuck and the Erie Canal (photo is of the latter)
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Going to be in upstate NY for a couple days, plans are to visit Niagara Falls (just to have done it) and cross over into Canada (just to have done it)
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