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An alternate universe where quality of life is vastly improved, but the only major cultural shift you can find to have actually split the timeline, was a popular, long running juggalo cooking show
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Tipper Gore finds the Juggalo cooking show She gets into hip-hop She doesn't get a bug up her ass about "explicit lyrics" This does not cost her husband the youth vote in 2000 Florida isn't close enough for SCOTUS to steal President Gore prevents 9/11 No patriot act No OIF/OEF
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First Lady Tipper in full juggalo makeup for her official portrait
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"Woop woop!" - First Lady Tipper Gore
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I somewhat regularly point at youth turnout in '92, '96, and '00 and say that Parental Advisory: Lyrics was a bigger contributor than Nader.
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Many people are right on this
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Memories....My first real job was at a heavy metal magazine right at the height of the PMRC. Was so happy when Al divorced that bitch!
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Except for the part Tiq came up with - the Juggalo cooking show - this has all been a long-standing theory of mine as to where the timeline split.
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And Tiq’s Event would make such a perfect seed crystal for it!
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I was super happy to finally find the missing piece of my theory
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The GOP concludes that their platform can't win in 21st century America and without 8 years of judicial rat fucking they can't force policy via judicial fiat The GOP tacks to the center, forcing Democrats to the left to differentiate By 2020, there is an honest to God leftist party in this country
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I often wonder how amazing this country would be if we got another Carter administration instead of Reagan and then eight years of Gore.
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Though both those things may be true for the US but our Dem party over the age of 45 if white are still 2 - 3 steps right of Center for 80% of it. Our GOP claims center but are 1 - 2 steps to left of pure fascist. The US is highly conservative and will be mid 2050s before we have a leftist party.
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I missed the first post. Honestly thank you. The feed shows are still weird on Bsky.
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this presidency brought to you by Big Money Rustlas
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PDX airport is heralded as an efficient and passenger friendly airport, other airports are prompted to improve significantly in remodels which leads to lightrail connections becoming even more common, including more connections to Amtrak.
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See?? It's a great theory and it scales to everything
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I did just watch a guy do Faygo braised beef on tiktok
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It's a very fun channel in general he does roll for BBQ which is in my favorite genre of tiktok cooking stuff
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The recipe looked way better than I was expecting tbh. I love food content so I'll check out his other stuff ~
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I have respect for juggalos after learning their makeup fools facial recognition scanners. They've just been way ahead of the curve.
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It used to, but then they released a bunch of "give yourself Juggalo makeup!" apps, and those date are used to train facial recognition scanners lol
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Goddammit autocorrect, "those DATA"
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think of all the faygo pairings with dinner
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We'd finally have a national flavor of Faygo
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