alex - pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️‍🌈🐻🔞

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NY Mets/Jets/Rangers/NUFC/NYCFC fan, former twin, SBU alum on Long Island, meteorology in another life

bi/pan? bear 🏳️‍🌈 38/he/him. Loves pizza, tacos, dingers, Pokemon (esp Popplio/Rowlet/Quagsire/Clodsire) & cute things

minors DNI - I post NSFW 🔞

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When the France election results are good

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me to everyone who saw my deleted post

deleting my post isn’t enough i need to kill anyone who'd seen it

Make a band more vegetable Collard Green Day

Make a band more vegetable: Okrakvil River

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Gotta run a few errands later and it’s a warm, overcast and muggy day. How’s the fit?

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🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone

Incorrect, the opposite of antisemitism is wanting bagels with lox and extra onion

I want this lox bagel extra onion

i shaved off my beard but left the mustache for the rest of the summer. Was having some recurring skin issues and this should make healing easier Cue the Eggman jokes

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Genius fan-made product design here

tfw women’s plus size shorts fit you better than the equivalent men’s size

it’s so

bloody hell, i lost my lucky shamrock! it;s so clover

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i drop this when folks are clicking to read a performatively bad take by a fascist in the new york times. 1—that’ll make it the best performing piece of the day 2—guy writes for national review—the mag william f buckley founded 3—i know you like wordle, but the nyt has always been like this

in 1986—peak AIDS crisis; only 6 months after reagan admitted AIDS was real—the NYT ran a william f buckley op-ed calling for all HIV+ people to be tattooed on the arm & the ass for the greater good anyone giving the NYT the benefit of the doubt about trans coverage: this is who they’ve always been

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Sledge. Matt Sledge. 🟦

STARTING PITCHER Shohei Ohtani hits a MOONSHOT! (Crushed home run to right at 115.2 MPH)youtu.be Shohei Ohtani is tonight's starting pitcher. He also hits nukes.Don't forget to subscribe! https://www.youtube.com/mlbFollow us elsewhere too:Twitter: https:...

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People don't understand. Shohei isn't just a heavy hitter. He's a folk hero like Bo Jackson or Babe Ruth and does these inhuman feats. Fucking hit a ball through a dome.

Shohei Ohtani is so big that he even looks big when he’s not standing next to anyone. AS I WAS TYPING THIS HE HIT A HOME RUN SO HARD THAT THE CRACK OF THE BAT SET OFF MY CAR ALARM

Shohei Ohtani hits ball through the roof at Tokyo Dome!!youtu.be WBSC Global - JPN MEX NED - Series 2016 at the Tokyo DomeShohei Ohtani (Otani)

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R.A. Dickey Pitcher Debut: 2001 - Retired 2017 MIN - TEX - NYM - SEA - ATL - TOR

R.A. Dickey at baseball-reference.combaseball-reference.com Career stats of R.A. Dickey

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The last time people went to go protest a Supreme Court decision there was an immediate, bipartsan effort to use tax player dollars to put snipers on Samuel Alito's roof while our favorite pundits went "Brett Kavanaugh has a family :( :(. His daughter must be so scared :( :("

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Stop making jokes and recognize that your account on a microblogging site known by 4% of the American population and whose most famous user is Weird Al Yankovich could single-handedly win or lose this election