Jordan!

@jordanjamboree.bsky.social

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Freelance writer, weed selling gf, lapsed podcaster, full time dyke, poly, 28/pittsburgh
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holy shit yes, hahaha yes!

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stella gave me this dangly goldfish to put in my ear because “you’re a snack that smiles back”

asking for permission to hit on me is so cute, damn,

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it is not trans people’s responsibility to save ourselves by voting for the rotting corpse the dnc is putting up

who wants to send me $250 for a fleece mimikyu

i have had the hiccups for an hour, i’m going to throw myself off a bridge

have gotten dragged to anthrocon by stella, who is lightly a furry; let’s see how this goes

there is no universe in which you can defend the gaiman stuff and not be a suspect person

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neil gaiman: *is 60s old, hires a 23 year old babysitter and sexually harasses her at her workplace within hours* bsky user IHaveASandmanTattoo: uh now let’s not be too hasty to cast judgement,

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micheal jorkin

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Bluesky liberals too busy mocking/condemning dog eating to condemn sexually assaulting women.

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it’s always believe women until it’s someone you like

being a trans woman means being able to recognize in-case art at the drop of a hat

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Men who defend Gaiman through the line of thinking “well he said it was consensual” are coping because they want to believe they can have consensual sex with a teenager themselves , or they did something similar and are caping for Gaiman to cover for their own guilty conscience

dale earnhardt sr without a mustache is really fucked up. that’s just some guy ™

love that i live in a city where i can see mars attacks on a random july day

wow she said i have the best titties of almost any trans girl 🥰

it’s raining why are you jagoffs still setting off fireworks

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I LIKE GOTH CHICKS WITH BIG ASSESSSSS

GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES

will larry hama hang with two trannys, let’s find out

are there any trans podcast networks that are good? and accepting pitches? @dykeanthropy.bsky.social and i want to yap about the GI Joe comics and how insane they are

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reskeet with a tweet you still think about

yes so true yugioh account

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at this point it’s like kendrick lamar is beating a dead horse, but like, we all fucking HATED the horse, and are so happy we get to keep hitting it with rocks

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ICE must be abolished and obliterated

ICE created a fake university in order to defraud, rob, and deport students. The depths of depravity there know no bounds. www.freep.com/story/news/l...

Students at fake university in Michigan created by ICE can sue US, court ruleswww.freep.com An appeals court ruled in favor of students who said they were tricked by ICE into enrolling at a fake university in metro Detroit.

i have goth kindergarten teacher energy

if i’m still alive in 30 years ill still be furious about the DNC fucking over bernie sanders

they should invent a non-cringe way to wear a big witches hat year round

there’s a coffee shop in town called Presto George and my dyslexic ass will always just read it as progesterone coffee