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Jordan!

@jordanjamboree.bsky.social

Freelance writer, weed selling gf, lapsed podcaster, full time dyke, poly, 28/pittsburgh
@JordanJamboree everywhere toys are sold
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damn that depression do be trearment resistant
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made the mistake of going for a hot girl walk and ended up almost melting
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asking for permission to hit on me is so cute, damn,
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being femme4femme is a nightmare actually, we’ve both been getting ready for an hour and a half
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lightning mc cuckqueen
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what is opsec on a niche microblogging platform
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i’m gonna keep going, but ow oof ow
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sorry for posting bad; being alive hurts all the time
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of course i would lose the one little thing i bought for myself this past week 😭 deeply do not deserve to treat myself while this worried about money, but this is just insult to injury
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coffee and mint are always good and perfect ice cream flavors, however i think a good ube ice cream is now number 1 with a bullet for me
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decided that ube is the best ice cream flavor. we are retiring coffee and mint chocolate as the forever GOATs
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this obsession that people have on this site with “debunking” what women say about abusers rather than just you know, listening and dumping some random person you don’t truly know is ghastly
you can’t “debunk” the real stories from women on this site about personal experiences with sophie
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yeah, like, seeing what even partial suits were going for, and hearing what time goes into them it’s just heartbreaking
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just a complete nightmare!
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the news that one of the con hotels from anthrocon has bed bugs is just so grim for everyone involved. here’s hoping that hotel has insurance for the several hundred thousand worth of fursuits and stuff that will need to be destroyed
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ooops, she’s back to frying eggs in olive oil again
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you can’t “debunk” the real stories from women on this site about personal experiences with sophie
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when do you start having climate activists just start sabotaging AI companies internally
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Been a minute since we've done one of these, but: We recently passed the 3,600 subscriber mark! Merch is on the way -- after we sort through some logistics -- and another podcast isn't far off. Thank you to all of our subscribers, without whom none of this would be possible
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multiple trans women were abused by Sophie From Mars. Sophie is also trying to block anyone mentioning her past abusive behavior. direct link to her account so you can easily block:
bsky.app
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this mazda was in the parking lot of pittsburgh’s gay bathhouse, so i’m now realizing it’s crying because its owner was getting railed
obsessed with this lil nissan that looked like it was about to start crying in the club pitt parking lot the other night
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a blank wall just tanking hot sauce and asking ChatGPT prompts
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these people are just DNC chat bots at a certain point
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Letterboxd vibe check Been thinking about RRR a lot again
Letterboxd vibe check I am kind of a *film* person
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the biggest difference between brooklyn and queens grindr dating pool is that brooklyn is overflowing with the most beautiful transsexual women on earth who love to chat, while queens is a big list of married guys who send you messages that would destroy their life if you showed their boss
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i want to go to new york again :(((