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I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.
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Only if he's sleeping officially, of course.
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A+ All the A-pluses, for that matter. After all, I better hand them all out now before i get remanded to a CIA black site in Latveria.
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you can just lay down and go to sleep when you're the president they just let you do it
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“The law, in its majestic equality, permits rich and poor ex-presidents alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.”
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slow down tornado, they didn't go THAT far!
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Only if he’s also committing an official crime.
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only on park ave and after he's shot someone.
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So long as it can be "somehow" tied to "some" kind of "official" act. The new "sudo" of the presidency.
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He can curl up right in Lincoln’s lap now.
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Please stop teasing me, I'm still waiting for someone to come and drain the swamp!
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After you 10,000 murder of innocent children you get to be a legal hobo
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Fucking perfect post. Fantastic
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thaaaaaaaaat's a post for the history books
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Thanks! Needed this today. Also, Bannon’s in prison😀!
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Good one. So many possibilities for immunity. The next woman President could buy contraception in any state to ensure her full attention on her role; or if she carried the baby but had complications, she could get lifesaving care.
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And be homeless without getting arrested! Weeeeee!
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Privilege afforded only to Kings
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As long as he's sleeping as part of his official duties.
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You might have to quarter him in your house.
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Apparently the president can sleep in you bed too.
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Only if he does it as an official act, I guess. So as long he takes along some president-ey paperwork, he can evade justice.
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...while accepting gratuities for interpreting ambiguous agency statutes...
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lol. Okay, you won the internet today.
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I believe they ruled that ONLY the President can sleep outdoors in a public space.
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As an “official act” only, though.
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Sadly for the President, the Secret Service won't let him.
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The law, in its majestic equality, allows the President but forbids the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.
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I heard if you leave a Trump alone in public... it turns into a rapist
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