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Josh Mankiewicz

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social

These hips don’t lie
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Not a good sign
@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social my wife loves #DatelineNBC, watches it religiously, but this morning she was complaining it only shows people that have been caught, she'd like to see how to do someone in and not get caught. Should I be worried?
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It feels weird being on a social media platform where the owner isn't an insecure control freak with right wing tendencies and the need to be the center of attention. I find the lack of an X factor slightly refreshing.
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I love Fall. The crisp air, the radiant colors, the bleak realization that everything dies
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Noting my favorite redundancy so far in my career: He implied without quite saying that...
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More people die each year from vending machines falling on top of them than from shark attacks. And yet, Hollywood refuses to make any blockbuster movies about it.
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[first day as a hair stylist] “STOP SCREAMING ABOUT THE BLOOD! THAT’S WHY WE PUT THE APRON ON YOU!”
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In the 70s we didn't wear seatbelts and would announce, "I'd rather be flung away from the car to safety." We were a hilarious people.
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"We've got company." Unwelcome news in a car chase. Scarcely better on your front porch.
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Twiki out there in the 25th century just straight-up dominating other AI, wearing them around his neck like he’s fuckin Flava Flav.
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I can take on some investigations. I bought a little notepad, and I already have a nice pen.
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For what I lack in imagination, I more than make up for in something else.
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Oh you really wanna secede from the United States, Uncle Dave? I can’t even get you to leave my house
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ME: what do you want to watch WIFE: something scary ME: ok *opens twitter*
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Just published on our blog: Bluesky for Journalists FAQ This page also includes a link to a waitlist form for journalists, so members of the press no longer have to email our press inbox for a code. We appreciate everyone's help sharing this information!
Bluesky for Journalistsblueskyweb.xyz
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Issam Abdullah, a cameraman for the Reuters news service, was killed and at least four other journalists, including reporters from Al Jazeera, were injured on Friday near Lebanon's southern border with Israel.
A Reuters cameraman is killed and at least four other journalists are injured near Lebanon’s south...www.nytimes.com Two journalists with Al Jazeera were also injured in the area, but it was not clear if it was from the same incident.
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"Romulus's idea of fashion was a white sheet tied around his waist. Then Odoacer, wearing his rich velvet overcoat with puffy mutton sleeves and black silk tights, came to town and it was game over, hunny."- The fall of the Roman Empire as taught at the London College Of Fashion in London, Ohio.
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Had that nightmare where I'm slowly squeezed to death by the supermarket blood pressure machine again
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I feel like I’ve been robbing this casino for HOURS why are there no clocks
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I’m in a foul mood. And not the good kind either.
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I really like this platform. You get news, some smart takes, and this shit. And thats really all I want.
got paid and treated myself to something i've been wanting
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“In the case of Trump and Biden’s recent visits to Michigan, I think the reporting has been misleading, if not false. But the general problem isn't that — it’s taking things that are true, but not putting them in any sort of helpful context for readers.”
How Trump played the Times like a fiddlewww.publicnotice.co "When you look under the hood, you realize it's total bullshit," Lawrence Glickman told us.
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Fun with spam texts.
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I don't need a selfie stick, the police take all my photos
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Got kicked out of the Navy Seals for splashing the other guys in the pool
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I wouldn’t let George Santos hold my Baby Ruth.