The post before this was both-sidesing Gaza & police brutality, and the one after it was Islamaphobia, but I gotta say, if you want to make a literate person laugh, condescendingly compare yourself to Don Quixote as ... the person who sees things as they truly are though nobody else does.
Ah yes, Don Quixote, the man who famously attacked giants even though everyone else insisted they were windmills, the man of La Mancha, the lone truth-teller in a world of mendacious Sancho Panzas.
Just a few months back, George "Thesaurus" Will dismissed all the "left-wing Cassandras" whose predictions failed to come true.
Cassandra's predictions, as literate people know, always came true. The problem was no one believed her.
On a wooden horse called Clavileño the Swift thinking he's flying to slay a giant while everyone laughs and then, later in his life, thinking 'cripes, I was a bit of an idiot'.
