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Memento Maury

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Lots of chaos at EDI this morning but we got on our secret replacement flight, had to be bused out to the plane way out on the tarmack.
Got to the airport two hours early, sat on the plane for five hours, got off at the same airport. Have to try again tomorrow
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Got to the airport two hours early, sat on the plane for five hours, got off at the same airport. Have to try again tomorrow
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Edinburgh is the most beautiful city with a poo emoji building
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TIL about St Kilda, a remote group of islands 50 miles from Scotland that humans had inhabitated for thousands of years until 1930 when the last people left. A community and culture melted away. Space opened for non-human life (mostly birds).
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the words "bruenig wario" have popped into my brain unbidden
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After visiting Ireland and Scotland I gotta cheer for ABE (anyone but a England)
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Dang, you’re being pretty unpleasant to other people, and seem to be alienating yourself thru aggressive interactio- oh wait, you say you’re a pessimist, and that makes it acceptable? And you say you’re also mean to your friends? Why, you’re a noble figure! I’m sorry I didn’t recognize you at first.
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PETA strongly condemns violence against leopards, regardless of how many faces they have eaten and promise to eat in the future.
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Not my BIL, on holiday with us, seeing Edinburgh for the first time, angrily taking photos of all the pride flags
Pretty rude of trump to get shot the day before I had a scheduled brunch with my conspiratorial right wing sibling with whom I've cultivated a delicately professional relationship
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Pretty rude of trump to get shot the day before I had a scheduled brunch with my conspiratorial right wing sibling with whom I've cultivated a delicately professional relationship
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"the forests of Ireland were cleared to build the British navy, rebuild London, and light the furnaces of England's industry. It was illegal to build Irish buildings with Irish timber. *turning to the lady in front* where are you coming from?" "Essex" "sorry, the English sound so bad on these tours"
tours in Ireland are like "ya the raison this building looks fucked up is cause for 487 years the British had a law that said 'all buildings in Ireland gotta be super fucked up'"
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tours in Ireland are like "ya the raison this building looks fucked up is cause for 487 years the British had a law that said 'all buildings in Ireland gotta be super fucked up'"
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boarding the Dublin Luas wearing my brand new Clan Aran cable knit sweater, seeing all the Irish teens wearing New York Yankees gear
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A low-info politician for the low-info voter
even trump’s campaign staff (i assume he didn’t write this) knows that the reactionary, authoritarian agenda that’s project 2025 is going to be unpopular with the average voter.
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The crazy thing about the "too old" criticism is it's already solved, that's what a vice president is for. It's maybe the only issue we're facing that our Founders saw coming and provided a constitutional solution for.
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Had a nightmare that my manchego rind was an inch thick
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Us: How about we talk about the candidates' felony convictions and plans to overthrow democracy The Economist:
IMO this is a straight-up ageist and ableist image, no?
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Sometimes I'll get glum, but then I think of a hammered Yoda saying "good to drive I am"
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Thought I could find this story by googling iterations on "American airline runs out of fuel emergency landing" but then I found out that happens a lot
My sister's American flight ran out of fuel and had to emergency land in some tiny town in Arkansas or Missouri that had one restaurant and no hotel
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Everyone in Busytown is trying to find the guy who did this.
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tiny Ganon, he's just a little guy, come on, let him drown Hyrule in an itty bitty reign of darkness, it'd be so cute
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Having the debate before the conventions, before the candidates are official, only because the media corps lost out on hot primary newscycles really clarifies to me the point of boosting trump and nitpicking Biden. If they didn't this would be a 53-45 race for 6 months and that's boring news.
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Dave Wasserman is a Republican. He does a good job reporting on election night, and for the other 364 days a year he's cheering for gerrymanders that cement GOP power.
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A flag to show they should be protected but not bound, and a flag to show that the Other should be bound but not protected. It really does come together kinda perfectly
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Unironically, taking the Bible seriously as a historic document lays bare unique cultural context for it and the limits of its application beyond. Such scholarship is the very source of much modern Evangelical angst, showing how foolish they were to abandon all traditions and communities for it.
Oklahoma State Superintendent Ryan Walters issued this memo today requiring teachers in all schools to keep a Bible in their classroom and teach from it as a historical document. (Via KOCO 5 News)
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she deuter on my numbers til I leviticus
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My mom: and then I had terrible bathroom trouble, I'm pretty sure it was from all the parasites in my diet, my sister says she had to eat nothing but beef and butter for three months to get rid of the parasites in Scam caller, audibly frustrated: can you please just tell me your bank account number
have you ever considered not over sharing? i haven't. do you want to hear all my secrets