Ultraklystron 🏖️ Karl Olson

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Ultraklystron 🏖️ Karl Olson

@karlrolson.com

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Only the most cursed products on my ad algorithm:
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1.4 million views in an hour, sheesh
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Just tried the new 🍑 Peach Pepsi 🍑 at my local convenience store, and it's pretty good: overwhelmingly peach heavy, very sweet. Looking forward to 🍆Eggplant Pepsi 🍆 next 😏 #snackposting
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Hell yeah, Two Stupid Dogs on MeTV Toons. I know they're not looking at the early Cartoon Cartoons for the channel, but it's so clear how late-era Hanna Barbara leads to Dexter's Lab & and Cow & Chicken" with shows like Two Stupid Dogs where Tartakovsky, Rudish, Renzetti, Feiss and more skilled up.
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Yeah, I can definitely just leave the TV on this channel forever.
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Call me Malibu Stacy cause I got a new hat:
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post an image that people will hear when they see it
post an image that people will hear when they see it
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Temu's really out here with ersatz Bocchi The Glock stickers:
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Looking like they really won't do a midnight launch for MeTV toons, and will actually make Captain Planet the first cartoon aired on the network.
There running a launch loop right now, but MeTV Toons is definitely ready to launch tomorrow. Looking forward to this.
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There running a launch loop right now, but MeTV Toons is definitely ready to launch tomorrow. Looking forward to this.
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this picture that a generation could hear is fully gone:
MTV appears to have fully pulled down MTV News website, scrubbing two decades' worth of content from its archives; Paramount Global shut down MTV News in 2023 (Todd Spangler/Variety) Main Link | Mediagazer Permalink
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This but it's Alf with a cat on a baguette:
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Today in anime/manga Costco, "Postco," from "I Hope You're Happy Lemon." Alas, they didn't get a hot dog, but they clearly get Costco.
"If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out." - Jim Sinegal, founder of Costco recognizing the long term value of the $1.50 hot dog with drink via free product placement.
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At the top is the bucket hat made out of an IKEA bag:
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And it looks great, unlike whatever would result from this:
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Bullied Cybertruck owners be like
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I would've figured a bsky meetup would be at Alf's.
We should plan a bsky meetup at lake titicaca
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Snack. Posting. Details in alt text.
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Love tricking the robot into telling me harmful responses only 1 out of every 12-17 times, instead of nearly 1 out of every 2 times. Good work, Apple??!?
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heads up @pfrazee.com y'all might want some kind of css check on this, or maybe it's just me:
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Probably only relevant to @chadbonin.com & my other seven or so subscribers at ultraklystron.bandcamp.com, but yeah, another #DnB album is 80% composed. Sounds pretty good already on the studio monitors and headphones too, so I don't expect too much iteration on the mix/mastering. July drop maybe?