Faine Greenwood: Seriously, the Cybertruck owners absolutely are noticing that we’re all making fun of them, it’s making them feel bad, and we 110% need to keep it up

Seriously, the Cybertruck owners absolutely are noticing that we’re all making fun of them, it’s making them feel bad, and we 110% need to keep it up

i watched a cideo of a cybertruck stan complaining about the car and a huge chunk was him complaining about how everyone makes fun of him in public now on top of having to take it to the shop like 3 or 4 times in just the first month but then at the end he was like “still love the car tho”

flipping off cybertruck owners is praxis

OTOH, it's more fun to wave and once you've made eye contact, just laugh at them. :>

Americans need to embrace the wanker sign

Trust that I employ the wanker sign **frequently** cycling in Philadelphia.

I’m doing *my* part 🫡 (I’ve seen 5 Cybertrucks in the wild so far)

yesterday when I gave the finger to a guy driving a Cybertruck that was praxis

it's the new Jeep J

Bullied Cybertruck owners be like

I got to yell "Nice car, fucko!" at one on my bike ride today. He was *soooo* mad lmao.

I gave a guy the double finger while mouthing "you suck" and he leaned so far to his right to return the gesture, while taking a wide curve at speed, that I still imagine him wrecking the fucker

Cybertrucks have now reinvented the old joke abt Jag XKEs - you have to own two, because one is always in the shop.

yeah but you still own 2 jaguars instead of one Tesla poles apart in every sense

Well, if someone owns two cybertrucks it's only a matter of time before they're both always in the shop

Yeah. Like the bit abt a watch that doesn't work being right twice a day,😇

The delivery was different, though. We did the E-Type joke enviously, not derisively.

You used to have to build fake ruins on your land to get shit on as hard as cybertruck owners do.

I'm very curious what this refers to. I'm only aware of the one rich guy in Ireland that tried to build a fancy castle on the cheap and also raised a bunch of henges on his land to claim he had some celestial land blessing or something in the 1800s

The Follies boomed in the 1800s in England and France. The rich would pay to have ruins built on their lands.

Essentially to add what they thought was character to their lands.

That slavery money wasn’t going to spend itself

Ever since I started reading period romances, my fantasies of great wealth have included building a folly on my extensive estate. Not to fool anyone. Just to be silly.

These sound like the kind of people who would hire live in hermits

The way I cackled!

“After a while the pointing and staring turned into laughter.” -an R1T and TRX buyer youtuber reviewing Cybertruck

"still love the car tho" Imagine being so resistant to admitting you're wrong that you refuse to admit you're wrong ... *even after you confirm all the reasons that you're wrong*.

Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug

It's genuinely difficult to admit that you made a mistake when the mistake was THAT expensive.

They should get something with a bit more credibility.

The Reliant Robin got cheap insurance tho because according to the UK govt it was a "motorcycle." No one had any illusions about it being a dweeby little doot-doot cheapo ride

It also meant you could drive one with a motorbike licence, you didn't need to have passed your car driving test. Its predecessors were aimed at motorcyclists who thought sidecars were impractical.

So in many ways, vastly superior to the cybertruck, and I have infinitely more respect for a robin driver

It won't rust, for starters. And, though you may not possess much cachet driving one, at least nobody's going to shout "c*nt" at you.

the only good thing about living in my area rn is that i have not seen a cybertruck cuz ik folks around here would be ruthless

I saw six of them all at once on this car hauler a few weeks ago

Kinda funny that you can't be sure if those are new ones going to their owners or almost new ones going back to the factory for repairs.

I had this exact thought.

I have to believe they’re (company, not the car price) too cheap to ship them back and will try to send pdfs and videos with instructions to repair.

Wait… that’s exactly what happened with the screws in the accelerator pedals. Vrrrt! Vrrrt! Done. You just know they’re fixing them at service centers and putting them back on the road.

would rather drive behind a truck load of logs from the Final Destination movie

They don’t even transport wrap them??? They just send them off unwrapped? My god.

That costs money and if there is anything we have learned about Musk is that he will always, always choose the cheapest option available to him. He never, ever considers the consequences of those decisions.

They're Stainless Steel, Norah. What could possibly go wrong?

I do appreciate the angular symmetries in that arrangement.

They kind of tessellate, don’t they

I see what you did there

Haha, thanks Hens

They'll stack more efficiently If you put the ones on top upside down.

That's 21 tons of cargo on that truck.

It looks like the cars from Tron

I saw one yesterday for the first time and the nicest thing I could say is that I was disoriented by how it was moving given its shape. Like seeing a dumpster doing 45 on its way to Target

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