Kashana: Pouring one out for all the Idaho kids who won’t get to go to the library because their parents will get nervous about singing an affidavit.

Pouring one out for all the Idaho kids who won’t get to go to the library because their parents will get nervous about singing an affidavit.

This is one of the most dystopian signs I've ever seen. Republicans are quickly turning this country into an unrecognizable freakshow.

*every* single time the kid tries to enter the library

A friend of mine used to be a library director in Idaho. She was great! Won an award. Transformed library services in her community. Loved the outdoorsy lifestyle. …and then things got weird and they ran her out of town So this is what they’re left with

*Johnathan Haidt voice* "Kids these days need to get off their phones and spend more time out of the house."

Apparently the right does not actually understand the meaning of freedom and liberty because they scream about it all the time yet do this type of bullshit all the time.

Pour another one out for library staff who are stuck dealing with this idiocy. Make it a double.

Or the kids who secretly go to the library to read books their parents' church says are evil, like Judy Blume or something counter revolutionary like that.

I hope this backfires on them and kids start “rebelling” by reading books online.

Do they still need an affidavit if they just need to just go out for a smoke break?

Or *signing* it, for that matter...

My apologies for the typo and its accidental creation of an affidavit singing process.

Now imagining the Bonanza opening but with an affidavit

“Good morning, Baltimore” *she stops, mid-song, to make sure everybody’s signed their legal documents*

whoops, singed mine. this damn lighter,

An even more dystopian American Idol

Would make about as much sense!

🎶 I am your singing bureaucrat 🎶

Must also include jazz hands.

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