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OMG consequences
NEW: Steve Bannon has been ordered to surrender to prison on July 1. Judge Nichols has revoked his bail. (via Kyle Cheney, Politico)
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I'm living for Hot Justice Summer. 💅 Let's keep it going!
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I forgot Steve Bannon was alive but this is an acceptable reminder
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Looking at him, it’s still tough to know if he’s actually alive.
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If someone said he was actually undead, I would believe that
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It's not what *I* would call 'living'.
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He looks like adipocere set in decades ago.
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Until Gin Laden is in prison I refuse to believe.
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Do they have forced hygiene in the pokey? Asking for Bannon's friends.
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“Taking it off here, boss.” “Yeah, taking it off there, Bannon.” “Taking it off here, boss.” “I said — how many shirts you wearing, boy?”
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So why does he get 25 days to report?
So he can appeal to have the entire DC Court of Appeals hear it, and then maybe the Supreme Court.
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Only four months though, slap on the wrist.
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That would keep him muzzled for most of trump's campaign
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I hope he doesn’t show up so the police hunt him down and subdue him
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Ah ew. They’d have to get close enough to him to do that.
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That’s why they get hazard pay
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That's still over 3 weeks away. Plenty of fuckery can happen in the meantime.
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I pity whoever is his cell mate
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This really has been the Year of Finding Out so far. There have been an incredible string of consequences/charges/convictions
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The Stinky Bandit is going to prison.
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I'm sure the slime bag will find a way to profit from his sentence. On to the 'Build the wall' case: apnews.com/article/bord...
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Is it too much to hope for that he refuses to show and the Marshalls drag him in?
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Couldn’t have happened to a better person. He’s an all round bad guy who needs hygiene assistance.
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4 months in gets him out November 1st. Takes away all his opportunity to podcast trump propaganda. Nice
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I unabashedly LOVE when Carl Nichols is forced to sigh deeply and enforce the rule of law on one of his fellow nazis. He is as far right as you can go before his desire to protect nazis is overwhelmed by his mix of integrity and lust for imprisonment.