Kevin M. Kruse: New Bluesky Users: There’s no algorithm here so I recommend finding a big account you like, following lots of people they follow, and then beating them savagely in the cafeteria so no one tries to mess with you.

New Bluesky Users: There’s no algorithm here so I recommend finding a big account you like, following lots of people they follow, and then beating them savagely in the cafeteria so no one tries to mess with you.

The line to beat up Kruse starts behind me

Keep it orderly.

Make them take numbers, like at the deli.

(Cobra Kai toady voice) You know what's history? YOU!

that line is thirty yrs old

Officially a classic

Is that the line to beat up Kruse or the line about the line to beat up Kruse?

In elementary School, I found the disorganized Kruse beating lines to be to my advantage.

youtu.be/i0GW0Vnr9Yc?...

Airplane panic attackyoutu.be A woman has a panic attack in the movie Airplane, and there's only one way to calm her down.

There's a cafeteria?

Got to keep people in line.

Please tell us more about your high school trauma…

give ‘em new names every day

I just pay people to like my posts.

…how does one get in on that?

After making terrible life decisions

I also recommend adding feeds to follow & bookmark. Popular with Friends & Best of Follows are two good ones. It isn’t quite the algorithm, but it’s close & switching between feeds gets you close.

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in with me!

Glad I followed you! Chuckles

Chuckles!!! I’m getting a lot of laughs here today Thank you All!

Hope that works

LOL are you volunteering as that "big account"?

Yeah, no backsies

Thanks Kevin

Hey Kevin, meet me in the cafeteria for undisclosed reasons.

Get up out of your chair. This is my table. I mean you can still sit here, just move down three chairs.

Used to algorithms. Instructions unclear.

Thanks bro, love the vibe here

Speak for yourself. I prefer following just a few people for now, to spare myself the drinking-from-a-firehose experience.

I follow back

Show no fear.

Yeah

Sure your last name isn’t Kreese? 🤣

good practice how the fuck else will they LEARN

I'm all for asserting dominance through fear and intimidation. It seems to be all the rage these days.

Roll the clip: youtu.be/iiJLGE0yCp4?...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=hA55fBDq2Koet-dy&v=iiJLGE0yCp4&feature=youtu.beyoutu.be

Maybe there could be a number system like at a meat counter?

😂😂😂

🤣🤪

But we cant follow many people—just like at Twitter it seems there’s a cap. Im new today & stuck at a paltry 7.

Thanks for the advice. It’s definitely different here.

Make sure they are the biggest and baddest!

That always works for ne.

I'm overwhelmed with Animes

Great advice!!

Yep

Thank you, Mista Kevin, man 👍 also don't mind us Parodies. We're here in case the big Letter before Y goes down the drain.

Noted! 😁

so thaaaaaaaat's how it works... Are weapons autorized in the cafetaria ? If yes i'm gonna take my cat, she can do a lot of damage 👌

I get brow beat daily in the 7th grade cafeteria on my own recognizance. You’d think I was the Pied Piper of BlueSky.

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