Kevin M. Kruse: Supreme Court Rules Supreme Court Rules

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What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"

I've always loved this one but not sure if it counts as quintessential.

One of my favs

Definitely quintessential imo

"Why do all these homosexuals" etc.

The fact you wrote “etc” made the recall even funnier!

Not this one? www.theonion.com/historians-p...

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisionswww.theonion.com WASHINGTON—With the United States facing a daunting array of problems at home and abroad, leading historians courteously reminded the nation Thursday that when making tough choices, it never hurts to ...

HOLY SHIT! MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON! It’s not even close.

In the same spirit, Head Dead Head Dead was a banger

Yeah their best ones are pure wordplay

It's probably not even my favorite, though it's up there, but you're right this is the most quintessential Onion one. If you had to pick one example to convey the gist of it to somebody who'd never heard of it, this would be it.

“‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens”

US vows to defeat whoever it is we're at war with

www.theonion.com/u-s-populace...

U.S. Populace Lurches Methodically Through The Motions For Yet Another Daywww.theonion.com The wall-eyed, slack-jawed U.S. populace, beaten down into a state of near-catatonia by the relentlessly deadening banality of their joyless, insipid lives, dutifully trudged through the motions for y...

Followed closely by Supreme Court Overturns Car

WA- (headline continued on page 2)

“Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell”—so cathartic

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