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That awful AP tweet is still up, but the screenshot of Trump is so bad it almost balances out the fawning text
Name this shade of foundation.
Ronseal All Weather Outdoor Varnish.
Does what it says in the can.
Sadly, it also probably says something about not getting it on your skin on the tin!
In Belgrade during the bombing, my wife’s neighbour used to smear her infant’s shit on the lightbulb in the elevator to stop people stealing it. I’m guessing Trump is going for a similar look…and probably smells as bad.
Plausibly Deniable Blackface
L'Oréal calls the shade Burnt Orange Traitor. But mortuary cosmetologists refer to it by the original manufacturers name, Mango Mussolini.
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butthole™️
Bisto brown
Worcester Sauce beige ( for American readers)!
Old wallpaper in a diner that allowed smoking indoors
Failed test swatch for the Goldfinger death-by-gold-paint scene.
Not into pee porn after all…
