kilgore trout: yeah I know it’s a could be worse thing but in my imagination soft tissue injuries last six months and plague guys in the worst possible ways

maybe I’ve just lost the plot but biden has like a 40 year history of needlessly kicking his own ass in various goofy new ways then popping out the other side giggling like the caddyshack gopher so I dunno what I’m supposed to do as far as freaking out that he’s up to it yet again

like, these are two old dudes who should be retired on some porch someplace nice and long out of the public consciousness, but they aren’t, and that’s just how shit is so I guess I got better things to sweat

by the way it’s fucking weird as hell to write that you’re weeping over watching two old dudes in suits at podiums on tv, that’s unhealthy shit and nobody should say it’s normal and something to copy

this however is normal to be weeping over, as I am right now

as a braves fan, I envy you to the extent that these appear to be mild injuries and I hope they get better soon but I'm not exactly *sad* that they'll both miss the upcoming series

yeah I know it’s a could be worse thing but in my imagination soft tissue injuries last six months and plague guys in the worst possible ways

Feel like resting them both through the All-Star Break would be the play

the Braves finished last year with a billion wins but practically all the main regulars playing every game or almost every game and that tank was on E when October hit

yeah I think you just suck it up and give them a july off and tread water, maybe gun for something like coming out of it 15-13

I live in Utah have tickets with my kids to see the 7/9 game vs dodgers so they better be on the field! This happens to me too every time the sixers come to Utah and embiid doesn’t play. FML

I was sure you were talking about the presidential candidates, but no.

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