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maybe I’ve just lost the plot but biden has like a 40 year history of needlessly kicking his own ass in various goofy new ways then popping out the other side giggling like the caddyshack gopher so I dunno what I’m supposed to do as far as freaking out that he’s up to it yet again
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like, these are two old dudes who should be retired on some porch someplace nice and long out of the public consciousness, but they aren’t, and that’s just how shit is so I guess I got better things to sweat
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by the way it’s fucking weird as hell to write that you’re weeping over watching two old dudes in suits at podiums on tv, that’s unhealthy shit and nobody should say it’s normal and something to copy
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this however is normal to be weeping over, as I am right now
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Phillies taking the heat off scotus
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scotus on their way to the next ruling
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What the hell is the indentation on the right butt cheek there, that is what I want to know. Is he wearing his jock strap incorrectly? I need answers.
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as a braves fan, I envy you to the extent that these appear to be mild injuries and I hope they get better soon but I'm not exactly *sad* that they'll both miss the upcoming series
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yeah I know it’s a could be worse thing but in my imagination soft tissue injuries last six months and plague guys in the worst possible ways
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Feel like resting them both through the All-Star Break would be the play
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😔 I am sorry for your loss (groin) 😔
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I'm sorry, but as an independent viewer, after the interest in cricket, I can not take baseball seriously until you all get some cool terminology like giggity-goo and schnocking and left field is renamed West Knockwurst.
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Kyle Schwarber, the patron saint of Three True Outcomes and a poor man's Adam Dunn
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broadly not wrong but it is this year
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I suspect I’m not alone in that I know people that are going to vote for Trump/Biden/not vote but I truly can’t imagine anyone I know is undecided and was watching the debate to see how spry they were.
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Not to say that these people don’t exist or I don’t unwittingly know them, but I think this person being so alien really induces a certain sense of insanity in the kind of person who’s really into the debates.
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it’s a lot like being super into competitive microsoft excel tournaments and then having a fifteen minute panic attack watching some poor normie right clicking the mouse to select copy and paste
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The best spin you can put on a lot of campaign choices is that I believe it’s highly likely that if you could crack the code on messaging to these people it would bear no resemblance to what I think a good campaign looks like.
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The times will find 12 of em for the focus group column and run it next week. The freaks they select will say some of the wildest shit you have ever heard
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I bartended for a long time so am very aware of the large number of people who have wildly conflicting political beliefs ie believing that taxes are theft but also healthcare is a right. I also met the people who LOVE the attention from saying they’re undecided and having people try to convince them
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Yup and these people … will all feature in the NYT next week!!
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Who is this a subskeet of? Or just the general vibe?
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Is it more or less healthy to say I wasn't because I don't have the ability to cry anymore? (jk, I actually didn't pay attention last night because I do actively try to avoid torturing myself without reason, something a lot of other people should learn to do.)
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i mean, trump should be looking forward to being buried in the prison’s potter’s field and that was the case even before he was the president, but i otherwise agree
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Totally uncalled for. What if it poisons the groundwater? I vote hanging him upside down and letting the jackdaws have their way.
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no he needs to be buried somewhere I can piss a hole in
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[Googles "gas stations New York City"]
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They kind of came off like they were two retired dudes who hate each other arguing on the veranda of their country club in that golf exchange. And maybe they should go do that.
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The grumpy old men golf exchange was legitimately hilarious and it is the one golf tournament I want to watch. There is no way that Trump can walk 18 holes, much less carry his own bag, but I’d love to see him try.
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ONE of them should be on a porch. The other one should be in the pen.
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If a leper can maintain control of Jerusalem for 11 years, then Joe Biden, a man in his 90s, can handle the presidency for another four years.
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Crank the Loggins and have a couple Yuengling.
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This C-SPAN clip going around shows he’s perfectly capable of giving one of those big dog “MAH FELLOW AHMERICANS” speeches at the convention.
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It's PTSD from 2016 and 2020 getting me anxious. Plus John Roberts telling us he can and will take away anything good with his court of old Catholic fash.
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Well if you remember Obama did not have a promising first debate. He did okay. Wouldn't surprise me if Biden had a few strong innings in him yet.
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Did you actually watch it? I feel like people who didn’t see it aren’t grasping how bad it was
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no and I’m telling you gently that neither did most people