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maybe I’ve just lost the plot but biden has like a 40 year history of needlessly kicking his own ass in various goofy new ways then popping out the other side giggling like the caddyshack gopher so I dunno what I’m supposed to do as far as freaking out that he’s up to it yet again
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like, these are two old dudes who should be retired on some porch someplace nice and long out of the public consciousness, but they aren’t, and that’s just how shit is so I guess I got better things to sweat
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by the way it’s fucking weird as hell to write that you’re weeping over watching two old dudes in suits at podiums on tv, that’s unhealthy shit and nobody should say it’s normal and something to copy
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this however is normal to be weeping over, as I am right now
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Phillies taking the heat off scotus
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scotus on their way to the next ruling
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What the hell is the indentation on the right butt cheek there, that is what I want to know. Is he wearing his jock strap incorrectly? I need answers.
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as a braves fan, I envy you to the extent that these appear to be mild injuries and I hope they get better soon but I'm not exactly *sad* that they'll both miss the upcoming series
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yeah I know it’s a could be worse thing but in my imagination soft tissue injuries last six months and plague guys in the worst possible ways
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Feel like resting them both through the All-Star Break would be the play
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the Braves finished last year with a billion wins but practically all the main regulars playing every game or almost every game and that tank was on E when October hit
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yeah I think you just suck it up and give them a july off and tread water, maybe gun for something like coming out of it 15-13
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I live in Utah have tickets with my kids to see the 7/9 game vs dodgers so they better be on the field! This happens to me too every time the sixers come to Utah and embiid doesn’t play. FML
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I was sure you were talking about the presidential candidates, but no.
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😔 I am sorry for your loss (groin) 😔
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I'm sorry, but as an independent viewer, after the interest in cricket, I can not take baseball seriously until you all get some cool terminology like giggity-goo and schnocking and left field is renamed West Knockwurst.
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Kyle Schwarber, the patron saint of Three True Outcomes and a poor man's Adam Dunn
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broadly not wrong but it is this year
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I suspect I’m not alone in that I know people that are going to vote for Trump/Biden/not vote but I truly can’t imagine anyone I know is undecided and was watching the debate to see how spry they were.
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Not to say that these people don’t exist or I don’t unwittingly know them, but I think this person being so alien really induces a certain sense of insanity in the kind of person who’s really into the debates.
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it’s a lot like being super into competitive microsoft excel tournaments and then having a fifteen minute panic attack watching some poor normie right clicking the mouse to select copy and paste
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The best spin you can put on a lot of campaign choices is that I believe it’s highly likely that if you could crack the code on messaging to these people it would bear no resemblance to what I think a good campaign looks like.
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The times will find 12 of em for the focus group column and run it next week. The freaks they select will say some of the wildest shit you have ever heard
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I bartended for a long time so am very aware of the large number of people who have wildly conflicting political beliefs ie believing that taxes are theft but also healthcare is a right. I also met the people who LOVE the attention from saying they’re undecided and having people try to convince them
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Yup and these people … will all feature in the NYT next week!!
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Who is this a subskeet of? Or just the general vibe?
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Is it more or less healthy to say I wasn't because I don't have the ability to cry anymore? (jk, I actually didn't pay attention last night because I do actively try to avoid torturing myself without reason, something a lot of other people should learn to do.)