Mike B

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smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo

Atlanta resident, Braves fan, aspiring curmudgeon

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I'll give the dog-eating rapist with brain worms this: "I won't take sides on 9/11" is the funniest campaign position

I will forever be a Beavis and Butt-head stan is it juvenile? yes but is it stupid? also yes

what’s the most embarrassing show you nevertheless like? for me, it’s the considerable shame I feel about enjoying Big Mouth

ok hell yes Braves

Second Spencer looking good tonight

OZZIE HIT BALL FAR AGAIN

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When is the NYT going to write 192 pieces in a week demanding that Trump withdraw

If Biden said something like this it would spell the end of not only his campaign but his current tenure. It's just one of countless examples of insane gibberish from Trump that the press & Democrats are choosing to treat as an immutable part of the electoral landscape rather than a story or issue.

NYT and WaPo "Report that conservatives want to end recreational sex" challenge

I really don’t think most people realize just how hard the boot will come down if Trump and the Republicans win the election. Most people have never experienced the totalitarian surveillance state with the power to reach into their homes and minds at will they are telling us is their plan.

oh holy shit Bobby Cox is at the game

BIG BEAR BLAST

The Dodgers' CityConnect jerseys are weird

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They’re telling you how they’re going to go after Harris once they’ve removed Biden from the ticket

Subtle. Very subtle.

Analysis: The New York Times is Horny for Getting Dunked On

News Analysis: When Donald Trump was found guilty of 34 felonies, the U.S. was confronted with a historical novelty: a felon who once held the highest office in the land. Will the label actually tarnish Trump, as it has so many people over the centuries?

A Mark of Shame for 900 Years. Until Now?www.nytimes.com “Felon” carries an ancient stigma — one that falls on millions of Americans today. Trump might well redefine it.

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This is useful! Post it on your parents Facebook feed! I'm serious. This is the kind of shit they'll share!

For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.

Imagine a scenario where Trump DOES win, and DOES purge all expertise in federal agencies in favor of lickspittle loyalists. Something like this could happen and all the morons would be feverishly googling "what are satellites" whilst Google AI shows them pictures of six-breasted alien women

White House officials have confirmed that they believe a Russian satellite named Cosmos 2553 is designed to test components of an “anti-satellite capability,” which could cripple orbital technology, potentially by a nuclear detonation in space.

What would happen if Russia detonated a nuclear bomb in space?www.washingtonpost.com A mysterious satellite known as Cosmos 2553 has raised concerns that Russia is conducting tests that could lead to a nuclear weapon in space.

Morning everyone, you are looking at a $2.00 winner in the Mega Millions Jackpot the press conference will be at 4 pm

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Me, a month ago: “Democrats, you must create a live controversy over whether the presidential nominee should drop out! Use your official, non-campaign channels! The real, non-performative debate will dominate news coverage!” *a finger on the monkey paw curls*

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Biden has a bad debate night: calls to step down Documents released that show two underage women accused Trump of raping them on Epstein’s island, under oath: total media silence except in a few blogs and foreign news The media double standard is incredible to see

Dear Braves: this inning is not a good inning stop doing this whatever this is

OZZIE HIT BALL FAR

AUSTIN HIT BALL FAR

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The discourse around biden needing more sleep is fully insane. Does no one remember "Executive Time," the thing Trump spent the majority(!) of his schedule on where he would just watch TV and tweet? Dude was categorically unable to fulfill any of the demands of the office and the press barely cared

we're really trying to stick to the 2021 script, huh? Let's go get Joc and Jorge and run it back

Braves Sign Eddie Rosario To Minors Deal, Select Eli White

Braves Sign Eddie Rosario To Minors Deal, Select Eli Whitewww.mlbtraderumors.com The Braves have signed outfielder Eddie Rosario to a minor league contract, MLB.com's Mark Bowman reports (X link). Rosario will

holy moly this one will sober you right up (it's a metaphor, I'm not drinking at 11 AM) *reads again* *looks at bottle*

This will be one about hope, though maybe not "hope" as it is usually meant. Hope is a defiant act taken against those who would sabotage any act of reparation—and sabotaging repair is exactly what fascism does. For this reason, hope is what is needed right now. www.the-reframe.com/a-fools-hope/

A Fool's Hopewww.the-reframe.com How to be hopeful people in this age of deliberate ignorance, empty optimism, lazy cynicism, and manufactured despair. A more useful definition of hope than these false ones we're offered.

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pls share/RT The Media Rigs The 2024 Election www.oliverexplains.com/p/the-media-...

The Media Rigs The 2024 Electionwww.oliverexplains.com History Continues To Repeat Itself

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When you see the way the press is treating Joe Biden for aging in public, you see how they could treat Donald Trump for committing fraud, rape, espionage, and insurrection and never, ever will.

seriously this makes me irrationally angry or perhaps rationally angry

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I searched the New York Times for "Trump"

The Fireworks Enjoyer has lodged himself behind my chair

Matt Olson: Very Slow Baseball Player

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Death, taxes, Charlie Morton hitting a guy