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He stroked his mustache menacingly
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Multiverse theory states that in at least one universe there are wolves who wear t shirts with my white trash uncle airbrushed on them
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[yelling over club music] I said do you think Mr. Peanut’s dick is shaped like a peanut
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Microsoft could support Windows and its users, instead of deleting all their web pages and documentation and leaving us with only a terrible support forum no one from the company helps on, with clueless wannabes answering as if it'll one day get them a job at the worst software company on earth.
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The media really needs to stop reporting on Amazon Prime Day as if it is a culturally significant event and not a company holding a sale.
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The CHiPs theme in a context away from the show itself is a fucking banger
大野雄二Yuji Ohno - CHiPsのテームyoutu.be
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I'm legally banned from owning or wearing bike shorts in the state of Oregon until I agree to another round of penis reduction surgery
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@catovitch.bsky.social Here’s my sweet assed truck hitch cover for my sweet assed truck. Is it catovitch approved?
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Clouds on Mars are a mixture of dry ice and water. Mars' cloudy sky as seen by Perseverance rover in 2023
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If Gavin Rossdale’s band’s greatest hits album isn’t called Full Bush then what is even the point of all this.
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During the winter season #Mars gets so cold it can start to snow. However, it's not snow flakes formed from water. Instead it snows carbon dioxide. The patches of blue in the image are patches of carbon dioxide.
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@catovitch.bsky.social 5 more days to go on my 15 day stretch of working 15 days in a row. This sucks, I’m so tired.
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Pluto, Blep Wizard of the Magical Oven Glove
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The story of Nibbles. The only cat in The Witcher 3 that doesn't immediately hiss + flee from Geralt.
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Fun fact: The Plant Seed Co. of St. Louis, Missouri, was founded in 1845 by a man named William Plant. It also had cool catalog art. Here’s one from 1892. Source: Henry G. Gilbert Nursery & Seed Trade Catalog Collection, National Agricultural Library, via @archive.org; archive.org/details/seed...
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Enjoying my new version of Moby Dick that starts with sup I'm ishmael
I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart.
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@catovitch.bsky.social I saw this little pine cone in the parking lot at work. A paper napkin fell on it and it looks like it’s taking a nap.