Today a bold new accomplishment in Posting: a Something Awful user eats a 100,000 hour probation and immediately resumes the conversation they were having, without acknowledging the intervening eleven and four-tenths years.
There is going to be a lot of misinformation thrown out there in the next 24 hours, so keep in mind the only confirmed facts are that shots were fired, Trump's ear was bleeding, and a severed two inch penis was left at the podium after Secret Service agents escorted the former president to safety.
