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they made a university for dumbasses its the kevin sorbonne

i canceled my nytimes subscription months ago (the app logged me out and i lost the password for my aunts account i’ve been using for 10 years)

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I don't care how many rocks these kids throw, I will not shut down my lemonade stand

guy who thinks you make honey by mashing up bees with a mortar and pestle

copa america broadcast producers please stop repeatedly showing that dudes ankle bending unnaturally thanks

i’m not on here much for a couple days, come back and everyone is dueling each other lol this rules

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Other than Hurt by Johnny Cash and any version of The Sound of Silence, what are your favorite cover versions of famous songs?

The Original Trinidad Steel Band - Cissy Strutyoutu.be LP: Super AlbumStereo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3JMq4wLWdw&fmt=18 Funky Cover Of A Funky Meters-Classic!The LP-Cover is not the original!Enjoy!

i just heard an english soccer announcer refer to the area along the sidelines with coaches and subs as the “dugout” and i am issuing a yellow card to european sport officals: that is our baseball word

i love to get this kind of message from an aging parent only to discover that the emergency is “i just got back from a biopsy and they’ll let me know in two weeks”

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damn i forgot to post this today i hope everyone had a safe and spendthrift 4th of july

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RIP Ben Franklin you would have loved poppers

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this is my politics

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Ventriloquism requires a clarity of which one's the dummy and which one's the damn real guy

a simple plan (1998) is an exemplary entry in one of my favorite subgenres: normal people try to do crime with predictably terrible results. damn every decision is laughably poor. dudes out of their element. peak bill paxton and billy bob

the emmanuel brothers are like the mitford sisters except they universally suck. and by providence there are fewer of them

attention democratic party leaders: the current political moment is not a squash game or whatever it is some dude with a knife trying to kill you in an alley, please act accordingly

if your meal isn’t gloopy enough consider adding some okra

i enjoy a night beverage from time to time

states like the dakotas and wyoming are basically just rotten boroughs when it comes to the senate. no good

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whenever i watch european soccer i get so worked up about land use policy that i lose a sanity point

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hello and welcome to coffee morning in america

one of the best things about soccer or football or whatever is when someone gets the ball jacked from him and the announcer is all “oh and he’s been dispossessed”

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turned on portugal slovenia, big aerial shot of the stadium surrounded by woods in some westphalian or bavarian exurb, holds 10s of thousands of people and there were zero hectares of parking spaces. death to cars

lol the annoincer on the england match is going all the way back to 1950 to find a comparable embarrassing performance

the star spangled banner is an absolute dogshit national anthem but at least it’s not god save the king. just embarrassing shit