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Making a fake hand out of hot dogs to blow up [at the craft store] two yards of hotdog please (lady behind the register) how big a dog hand you fixin’ to make Yeah we'll I'm making a REAL hand out of hot dogs to blow up Yeah! We gotta see some articulation! It won't fool the fireworks gods unless you impale them on chicken drumstick bones. Is this to appease the Chinese firecracker deity 
