Lauren Morrill

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Author of spicy adult and sweet YA romance. Sister of the Bride out now on Kindle Unlimited!

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I’m so happy that the chief attack on the far right these days seems to be “these people are fucking weird. Just weird fucking creeps. Seriously, look at these weirdos!”

It sucks that she had to go on the record when she so clearly values her privacy, but man did she do a good job refuting Elon’s bullshit. There’s only one person warped by the “woke mind virus” and it’s not her.

Elon Musk's daughter Vivian Wilson was interviewed by my colleague David Ingram at NBC News after Musk deadnamed her & made claims about her childhood: "If you’re going to lie about me, like, blatantly to an audience of millions, I’m not just gonna let that slide..." www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...

Elon Musk’s transgender daughter, in first interview, says he berated her for being queer as a childwww.nbcnews.com In an exclusive interview, Vivian Jenna Wilson said her father’s recent statements including that she is “not a girl” inspired her to speak out: “I’m not just gonna let that slide.”

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OPINION COLUMNIST FREAKS: the DNC canNOT be a coronation. Instead, Pitbull and Chef Bobby Flay will lead candidates on a Kitchen Showdown that w VOTERS: whose the fucking nominee. who is it. just tell us who it fucking is. it's Kamala? terrific, here is forty six million dollars

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EAT ABSOLUTELY ALL THE SHIT IN THE WORLD JOE MANCHIN

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It would be nice if we could look back on this as the last day anybody pretended The West Wing had anything to do with anything.

May this be the first of many times in the next 107 days that a white dude falls on his face

hahaha oh god variety.com/2024/politic...

Aaron Sorkin Takes Back Divisive Op-Ed Urging Democratic Party to Select Mitt Romney: Kamala ‘Harris for America!’variety.com Aaron Sorkin no longer believes the Democratic Party should select Republican Senator Mitt Romney as their candidate in the 2024 presidential race.

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I have my issues with Biden but I so respect the move of taking yourself out to make a national parody of Aaron Sorkin

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ok we’re gonna need to stagger the recording of emergency pods so we don’t overwhelm the power grid

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Kamala’s menu of potential VPs

Joe read the Sorkin op/ed and said “I have notes, Aaron”

I need the next episode! Don’t leave me on a cliff hanger!

The only screenwriter I’d take political advice from is Nora Ephron, so unless you guys wants to get out the Ouija board, then figure it out for yourselves

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NYT Op-Ed: “Guillermo del Toro: Have the Democrats Considered Nominating Doug Jones in Some Sort of Elaborate Costume?”

For a long time I could say “yeah, I know, I *KNOW* … but I still love Sorkin’s writing,” and he’s finally taken that from me.

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The fact that he didn't know or care about the reasons not to do this tells you pretty much everything you need to know about him.

A deeply, deeply unserious newspaper for publishing this

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How I Would Repair Your Heart Valve by Ellen Pompeo

I remember immediately post 9/11 when people were sending around chain emails about how Jed Bartlett would lead us through the tragedy and this is more embarrassing than that.

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"You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie." --Rosie O'Donnell, "Sleepless in Seattle" "You don't want to have a government. You want to have a government on a TV show." --me, right now

“He has a gift that’s quite different from the gift he imagines he has” is such peak level “bless his heart”

Hundred percent! The American President is terrific in many ways, mostly the romcom parts. He should have just kept writing that stuff; he has a gift that's quite different from the gift he imagines he has.

Look I have to be honest, I don’t pay that much attention to the back room machinations of Democrats, but please god tell me everyone tossing around Gavin Newsom is joking.

On a real nostalgia film fest kick and tonight it’s Who Framed Roger Rabbit, the classic anti-capitalism, pro-public transit, practical effects masterpiece.

I’m watching Twister on Max and I recommend that’s how you spend your night, too

The Biden candidacy question is starting to feel like this big, deeply online ouroboros of “people are responding to media reporting that people are saying” and round and round we go

“I saw Cady Heron wearing Army pants and flip-flops, so I bought Army pants and flip-flops.”

Arizona delegate Joe Neglia hopes to inspire a new fashion trend at the convention: the white piece of paper he taped to his ear to mimic Trump’s bandage from the shooting on Saturday. “I’m breaking new fashion ground,” the 63-year-old said. Follow our live coverage: wapo.st/3WpXI0v

My children are learning about childbirth via an episode of Start Trek: The Next Generation and you know what? There are much worse ways

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JD Vance is particularly odious to me because we’re roughly the same age and from the same part of Ohio and I grew up with a hundred pasty, squishy faced white dudes like him & they’re all convinced they’re marginalized because you can’t smoke at Waffle House or say the n-word anymore

He pronounces it appa-LAY-sha and you can’t convince me otherwise

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In the immortal words of James Baldwin, "It's not on us to cool it."

Decade after decade of stochastic terror, gun rights fervor, & the foment of conspiratorial thinking by, from, on, & within the right, & yet it's somehow DEMOCRATS & the LEFT who need to "calm things down" or "lower the temperature?" Nah son. We *been* calm, and quite fucking cool and collected. …

I can tell you this right now: I do not fucking care what Elon Musk has to say about any of this